Mind blowing facts, now with 100% more maps

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  1. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Well-Known Member
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    Tastes better too
     
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  2. TC

    TC How to grill hamburger
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  3. bigpig

    bigpig cultofwhatever.com
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    The Pacific is fucking huge

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  4. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Well-Known Member
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    Arizona is such a low key chud Mecca
     
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  5. The Hotch

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    For what it’s worth the state as a whole is legit... the AZ chuds you speak of are generally located in suburban sprawl areas of Phoenix, which are gigantic. City of Phoenix itself, Tucson, Flagstaff, and elsewhere are generally pretty blue and more of the solution than the problem.
     
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  6. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    I like the state of Arizona very much aside from the aforementioned chuds. Phoenix is on my short list of future cities.
     
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  7. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    Lol, Tennessee

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  8. SugarShaun

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    I don’t even know what the fuck that is in Ohio
     
  9. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    a bunch of those aren’t fast food restaurants.

    but the answer is chick fil a.
     
  10. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    And how the fuck do they consider fast food to be:

    Chuck E Cheese
    Denny’s
    Bubba Gump
    Rainforest Cafe
    Olive Garden
    Dave & Busters

    Are those not all sit down places?

    That’s the dumbest map we’ve seen posted here
     
  11. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    You're not wrong. Still makes me :loldog:
     
  12. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  13. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    Yes. I searched Melty’s in google and one of the first links was a Cincinnati.com article saying it was a hoax map. Good work as usual Gin Buckets

    Apparently Barstool posted this early June
     
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  14. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  15. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Iowa is also nearly 700 miles from the nearest In-N-Out
     
  16. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    GA not being CFA is just absurd.

    Also Tennessee is Long John Silvers :yaoface:
     
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  17. Gin Buckets

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    Tennessee as LJS is why I posted it. It's so ridiculous it makes me chuckle.
     
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  18. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Formerly MK3rds
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    Dunkin not being the biggest in Mass is just wrong.
     
  19. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    IT. IS. A. JOKE. MAP.
     
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  20. The Banks

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    This is stupid. We don’t have a bubba gump. And no one would eat that shit when we can catch world class seafood ourselves day off (currently deciding between halibut or king salmon for dinner tonight)
     
  21. TC

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    I think ours is right guys
     
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  22. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Lmao @ Oklahoma being Tim Hortons
     
  23. BamaNug

    BamaNug Quentin Quarantino
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  24. The Banks

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    That’s a big fucking ocean
     
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  25. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Panthalassa
    :themoreyouknow:
    (I went down a you tube rabbit hole last night about Permian sea creatures.)
     
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  26. TC

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    Whoa. Greenland was just tucked right in there wasn't it
     
  27. bigpig

    bigpig cultofwhatever.com
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  28. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    Man one thing that is really stark in looking at the Pangea map is how the size of certain places is warped by the nautical-focused map we tend to use. Africa is fucking huge
     
  29. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Formerly MK3rds
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    so if East Siberia is part of North America, when we going Manifest Destiny on that ish?
     
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  30. The Banks

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    Think we can still buy it for $.02 an acre?
     
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  31. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    yall want your own plate?
     
  32. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Same. I just spent like 30 minutes on wikipedia learning about prehistoric geology
     
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  33. SP1

    SP1 Ball State #1
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    Obligatory:

     
  34. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    ive occasionally ranted to someone about this and it never fails to blow their minds
     
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  35. CoastalOrange

    CoastalOrange Well-Known Member
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    Love the final line, "Yeah, but you can't do that!"

    "Why?"

    "Because it's freaking me out."
     
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  36. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

  37. duc15

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  38. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Had no idea Dunkin was so East Coast.
     
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  39. 1 other person

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    Gross at that subway coverage
     
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  40. Marbles

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    Seems as thought they are the easiest to operate only requiring one or two workers at a time.
     
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  41. Arrec Bardwin

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    Subway has been closing stores like crazy.
     
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  42. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    No drive thru’s likely killing them. Model isn’t set up well if people want to avoid going in places.
     
  43. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    This was before Corona, they were over saturated 10 years ago.
     
  44. Nandor the Relentless

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    This is true. And they don’t pay their employees shit. I’ve seen job postings over the last couple when browsing LinkedIn and Indeed and the base pay isn’t even $30K a year for the GM of a store around here. I’d imagine they’d pay every other person at the store in nothing but coupons if that was legal.
     
  45. TC

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    The smell of Subway still haunts me
     
  46. Nandor the Relentless

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    I'd still crush a $5 foot long if they had gluten free bread.
     
  47. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    In HS after football practive I would crush an 18 inch meatball sub. Now I would have a heart attack.