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  1. GamecockInCbus

    GamecockInCbus Well-Known Member
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    If the history of the universe was condensed into a day with the Big Bang happening at midnight, Earth was formed a little before 8 PM, the Cambrian Explosion was a little after 11 PM, and the Chicxulub impact was around 11:53 PM.
     
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  2. Mr Bulldops

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    And humans showed up like 11:59:57 if I remember the analogy correctly
     
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  3. Gin Buckets

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    Not mind blowing, but interesting enough to post. It's kind of a tweener between this thread and the "Interesting Pics found on the internet" thread.

    Titanic vs modern cruise ships size comparison

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  4. bryix

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    that's a lot of diarrhea
     
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  5. duc15

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    something similar that I enjoy to show how crazy time is. Cleopatra, former pharaoh of Egypt, is closer to us in time than she is to the building of the great pyramids of Giza.
     
  6. Duck70

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    Less time separates Humans from Tyrannosaurus Rex than separates Tyrannosaurus Rex from Stegosaurus.

    Time is a weird thing.
     
  7. bigred77

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    Time is a flat circle
     
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  8. TC

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    So Earth peaked with the dinosaurs is what you're telling me
     
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  9. Kirk Fogg

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    Appropriate for the conversation

     
  10. BP

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  11. TC

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    ^ not reading that unless a corporation pays me
     
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  12. steamengine

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    Been there several times. Can confirm.
     
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  13. bigpig

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    Everyone knows the new Pepsi Logo was inspired by a fat guy in a red shirt and jean shorts with his belly hanging out.
     
  14. roggins

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  15. GamecockInCbus

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    Actually, this is how time works, not just in the afterlife.
     
  16. WhiskeyDelta

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    Don’t forget the Time Knife
     
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  17. chet fire

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    Couldn't figure out which county would be the strongest D+100 until, duh, maybe not a county at all.

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  18. The Banks

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    Louisiana has Parrishes and Alaska has Boroughs as well.
     
  19. chet fire

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    Alaska the first place I checked on that site for the R+, but apparently nobody voted?

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  20. BP

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  22. TC

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    So if aliens ever do come here...we should challenge them to a cardiovascular fitness competition
     
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  23. infected donkey

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    One would say A, Crossfit Off!
     
  24. IV

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    is that Jackson, Ms with the unpronounceable name?
     
  25. BP

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  26. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I’ll be sure to go over the checklist the next time I find myself helplessly swept toward a waterfall.
     
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  27. TC

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    Kinda want to go over a waterfall now
     
  28. bigpig

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    Anxiety from looking at a picture. That's what I needed at nine in the morning.
     
  29. w2b

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    not what Richard Kimble taught me.
     
  30. NoNatty

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    I thought you’re supposed to relax when falling and that’s why cats are more likely to survive falls from greater distances.
     
  31. The Banks

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    In a car crash, yes. When it’s a high fall into water you don’t want one of your legs splaying off to the side, you want to squeeze them together as tight as you can.
     
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  32. War Grundle

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  33. BayouMafia

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    this is fantastic advice if you happen to be going over the rare waterfall without bonecrushing rocks at the bottom
     
  34. The Banks

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    And what’s your advice if there’s bonecrushing rocks?
     
  35. racer

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    Don’t go over that waterfall
     
  36. BayouMafia

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  37. bigred77

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    It's not the fall that kills you
     
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  38. TC

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    It’s the friends you made along the way
     
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  39. Weedlord420

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  40. bigpig

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    ahh yes, mid-90s bliss right there
     
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  41. bigred77

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    No. It's the sudden stop at the end that kills you

    I mean, if it's your friends that kill you, shit man you probably should have made better choices in life
     
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  42. Mr Bulldops

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    It’s being able to see your house from here
     
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  43. chet fire

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    I mean, you see? You see right this right there?

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    Didn't press his nose into his elbow. Tsk.
     
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  44. Fargin' Icehole

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    I know he's a whackadoodle and I know he's portraying conquerors as literally "Godsent" in that but man I love that movie.
     
  45. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Look at those loose legs. Smh.
     
  46. The Banks

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    Dude was like one of ten that didn’t survive that fall so maybe he should’ve paid more attention to the smart ones that went feet first and kept their legs together.
     
  47. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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