MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. ChileanNole

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    Thanks for the heads up. Always forget that most leagues have a free weekend or two at the beginning of the season!
     
  2. Jim Brockmire

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    Welcome back to Jersey, Tim Howard.
     
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  3. snowfx2

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    Derrick Jones is a stud for Philly. He should be cleared by FIFA in time for the U20 WC.
     
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  4. H/T

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    FCD definitely playing a changed squad from last week. Still a pretty damn good squad with Tesho and Gruezo, atiba Harris and maynor Figueroa featuring. Also nice to see Jesse Gonzalez back in goal, bright future for that kid still.

    Excited to see what Paxton Pomykal can do in his first professional start. Jacori Hayes also gets a start tonight, was our first Rd draft pick this year from Wake Forest.
     
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  5. H/T

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    Didn't realize Liga MX had a ref strike so Pachuca is even more rested for our mid week CCL match.
     
  6. DirtBall

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    I'm warm happy and drunk in the members club, that's going to end in 5 minutes.
     
  7. TheSkeeter

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    So about that free live weekend? Any links?
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Fucking Dallas is going to sub some studs on in the 70th and steal these points.
     
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  9. H/T

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    Damn Dynamo taking it to Columbus.
     
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  10. TheSkeeter

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    Yeah. First goal was a gift/unimaginable stupidity by Steffen. Second and third were really good goals in their own way. I figured the attack would be good. The defense has been a huge surprise.
     
  11. H/T

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    Couldn't really watch everything due to being in a shit area with shit wifi but I'll take the away point.
     
  12. DirtBall

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    GFY

    Don't really mean that but I kinda do
     
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  13. TheSkeeter

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    DirtBall 0-3 on your weekend predictions so far. About as productive as SKC's offense :awesomeface:
     
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  14. TheSkeeter

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    Also, holy shit at Gadoy's goal. Second great goal in as many weeks.
     
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  15. DirtBall

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    I hope you die via venerial diseases
     
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  16. ohhaithur

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    Best refereeing you'll ever see
     
  17. snowfx2

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    Looking a tad cold in Minnesota
     
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  18. IAHusk

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    Looked offside to me.
     
  19. snowfx2

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    Agree
     
  20. Owsley

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    Dig these Minnesota Kits. Loons nickname is fantastic as well. Way better than Atlanta United.
     
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  22. Corky Bucek

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    Minnesota fucking sucks
     
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  23. snowfx2

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    Minnesota's defense has a chance to be historically bad
     
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  24. MODEVIL

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    awful
     
  25. ohhaithur

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    atlanta is going to be so fun to watch. almiron will be a star
     
  26. MODEVIL

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    Soccer in the snow is not as fun as football in the snow
     
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  27. IAHusk

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    Dear lord this is bad.
     
  28. Walt Disney

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    Dat Todd grantham defense
     
  29. IAHusk

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    Fun end to the half.
     
  30. IAHusk

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    Great goal. Atlanta is so fun to watch.
     
  31. Sub-Zero

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    Not great Minnesota.
     
  32. ohhaithur

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    who gave lodiero an almieron jersey?
     
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  33. OZ

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    Whatever level of amazing Minnesota's name and uniforms are...that's the 180 degree difference the play of the team is.
     
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  34. Sub-Zero

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    I don't think atlanta has had enough breakaways.
     
  35. IAHusk

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    Damn that's a huge cut on that keeper's knee.
     
  36. Corky Bucek

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    11 goals given up in 2 games :laugh:

    Minnesota may go down as the worst MLS team ever
     
  37. IAHusk

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    Ok kid let's speed this anthem up a bit.
     
  38. IAHusk

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    That was quick.
     
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  39. TheSkeeter

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    Scored in less time than it took to sing the national anthem
     
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  40. IAHusk

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    Shameful dive from Chara.
     
  41. IAHusk

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    2 shameful dives lead to a red card. That's awful.
     
  42. Corky Bucek

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    Get fucked ref
     
  43. OZ

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    I mean, I'm not going to complain.
     
  44. ohhaithur

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    this FS1 guy bitching about retroactive penalties for dives: fuck off man

    dives ruin games. castrate every diver and dock his team points if you ask me
     
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  45. ohhaithur

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    diver hurts himself diving.

    good, I hope he's out for the year
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Nothing annoys me more than CDMs that dive
     
  47. IAHusk

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    God damn Friedel, move on from the embellishment talking point.
     
  48. IAHusk

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    Huge defensive play. No reason for Adi not to score there tho.
     
  49. ohhaithur

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    is that who it is? fuck him
     
  50. IAHusk

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    Yeah it's him. Been annoying as shit all game.