MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. Corky Bucek

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    Dempsey buries it for the win
     
  2. soulfly

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    It was a clear handball :idk:
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Not the call. Lumping bullshit balls into the box and then ping ponging your way to handball with 10 seconds left in stoppage is Seattle as a victory comes.
     
  4. soulfly

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    :loldog:

    I'll try to tell Schmetzer you want Seattle to take short corners from now now.
     
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  6. SugarShaun

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    Cashley trying to take out our new DP. Shame.
     
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  8. miles

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    David Villa seems like an awesome person
     
  9. Rootgers

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    Egg on face of they don't win

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    Lol no penalty?
     
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  12. teel

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  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    Anything with Brass Bonanza, troll or not.
     
  14. SugarShaun

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    Jonathan saved a goal. What a time to be alive
     
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    Suck a dick H/T
     
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    Also fuck Grana and his homesick bitch ass
     
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  17. SugarShaun

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    This is just fucking phenomenonal

     
  18. DirtBall

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    Help me out here (im very drunk). Obvs lion king reference, Mesopotamia like...Iraq? What does the lion king and Iraq and Dal have to do with the cup????
     
  19. H/T

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    Jokes on you, we haven't won a match since July 22nd so it's not even impressive anymore.
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    What's going on?
     
  21. Rootgers

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    Pshhh, this is how it's done

     
  22. SugarShaun

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    It wasn't smack in any way, just a tribute to Meram and talking about winning the cup.
    Iraqi national team are called the Lions of Mesopotamia

    I just love it
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    Ahh, Meram. Knew I was missing something obvious there.
     
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  24. SugarShaun

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    What a sport. Gets people in Columbus, OH to love a guy from Michigan who claims his Iraqi heritage.
     
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  25. snowfx2

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    Giovinco and set pieces, my word
     
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    He's insane. Did he get selected for this round of WC qualifiers?
     
  27. snowfx2

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    Don't think so
     
  28. snowfx2

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  29. snowfx2

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    What kind of camera work was that ESPN?
     
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  30. IAHusk

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    Is this camera guy serious?
     
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    I'm beginning to question the logic behind a wall in these situations.
     
  32. enjj

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    On the Altidore goal? That was brutal.
     
  33. snowfx2

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  34. IAHusk

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    This might be the worst national anthem I've ever heard.
     
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  35. Corky Bucek

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    It was from a special needs guy so yeah
     
  36. IAHusk

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    Oh I figured. Props to him for going out there and giving it his all but it was awful. I don't know how someone thought that was a good idea.
     
  37. Corky Bucek

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    Right, but his effort on the long notes got some nice cheers from the crowd.
     
  38. Corky Bucek

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    :roll: that might be the worst effort I've seen on a breakaway
     
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  39. snowfx2

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    What a terrible miss
     
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  40. IAHusk

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    Well yeah, you would have to be a gigantic asshole to boo a special needs guy.
     
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  41. enjj

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    Farva would.
     
  42. Corky Bucek

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    Such a Wondo goal

    Edit add on: Stu and I are on the same page
     
  43. teel

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    What a strike
     
  44. IAHusk

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    Lol how many chances are Seattle going to waste this half?
     
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  45. snowfx2

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    Why has Friedel been shitting all over this match? Been pretty entertaining.
     
  46. SugarShaun

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    Local tshirt company with really comfy shirts (as someone in the Atlanta United thread pointed out they tend to shrink so maybe go up a size) is having a $10 Labor Day sale and has a lot of different MLS clubs

    https://www.homage.com/collections/soccer
     
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  47. snowfx2

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  48. SugarShaun

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    Can't believe I forgot to share this from last weekend



    #Atlanta United
     
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  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Wow fuck him.
    Traitor
     
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  50. Arrec Bardwin

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    Lil yachty sucks anyway
     
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