MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. Gaknight

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    Maybe he was out of toilet paper
     
  2. Arrec Bardwin

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    New England down 4 goals, 2 men, no shots and 75-25 possession.

    That's about as hard as you can get raped in a half of soccer.
     
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  3. SugarShaun

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    Update:

    ATL 6 - 0 NE Goals
    ATL 75% - 25% NE - POSS
    ATL 11 - 9 NE - Men on the field
    ATL 17 - 0 NE - Shots
    ATL 9 - 0 NE - SOG
    ATL 9 - 0 NE - Corners
     
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  4. Earn_Marks

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    You can have him. He'll automatically be the best rapper Ohio can claim when he doesn't break the top 30-40 from Georgia.
     
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  5. SugarShaun

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    And here I thought I got quoted for my nice stats about you guys only to see I've been insulted.

    I'll listen to lil boat but he's not better than Bone, Kid Cudi or Machine Gun Kelly. Ohio isn't a big rap scene though, we've got bigger/better artists in other genres
     
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  6. Festus McBadass

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    Seems like they only crossed midfield once or twice in the second half. Was kinda boring on my end of the stadium the 2nd half after the amazing first half.
     
  7. enjj

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    Love Vazquez. Catches LA asleep at the wheel.
     
  8. enjj

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    TFC 29 passes until Vazquez has his shot blocked. Then 7 passes more before Ricketts scores. Just moving the ball from side to side.
    Altidore and Giovinco aren't playing.
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    Jones doesn't even attempt to pretend he's trying.
     
  10. enjj

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    TFC down 2-0 on the road to Montreal. Second goal by Impact was amazing.
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Is Jones the worst player in MLS? I guess he only makes 700K, thought it would be more than that. Still a useless 700K.
     
  12. snowfx2

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    He's dreadful. The drop going from Lletget to Jones has been huge.
     
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  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    Alessandrini is such a douche bag.
     
  14. DirtBall

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    Rootgers are you confident in Meara? I give Marsch credit for sticking with him.
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Holy shit Impact
     
  16. enjj

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    Well this is getting interesting.
     
  17. snowfx2

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    Nice to see the Open Cup Final get this coverage. I believe just a couple years ago it was only online. Next step will be to get some of the earlier matches on TV.
     
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  18. Arrec Bardwin

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    Should be red, SKC are scum.
     
  19. Rootgers

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    Meara has been solid, we'll see. Felipe getting in early trying to outflop Blessing
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    It will be a flop fest for the ages
     
  21. Rootgers

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    I like the move swapping Adams and Mu-wheel.
     
  22. Andy Reocho

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    Gerso WHAT ARE YOU DOING
     
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  23. Andy Reocho

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    It was real dumb by Rubio but fuck Felipe for trying to do that shit.
     
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  24. Andy Reocho

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    Gets hit on shin, decides to flop down on his ass....
     
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  25. snowfx2

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    Ooof at that marking
     
  26. DirtBall

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    5'4 and ya get the header. Damn what a cross.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Fuckin Aye Gerso
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Pete rocking that AC78 suit. Solid.

    Need to add a second before the 70th when the Vermes bunker and subsequent equalizer takes hold.
     
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  29. DirtBall

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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
     
  30. DirtBall

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    THE KIDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Omg Benny is amazing
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Hahahahahaha oh Sal
     
  33. Arrec Bardwin

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    This is some terrible homerism. Not surprising at how your fans boo anytime anything happens.
     
  34. Rootgers

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    Zizzo
     
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  35. Andy Reocho

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    oh shit you got me
     
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  36. Arrec Bardwin

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    But seriously, embarrassing understanding of the game from you. That should absolutely be a red card, instead you complain he's diving? You should just leave TSB forever and take dirtball with you so the educated among us don't have to be subjected to your idiocy.
     
  37. Andy Reocho

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    Lol. Never said it wasn’t a red card bud. Just pointing out the hilarious dive
     
  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    The fact that you even care about that is retarded. Your guy fucking kicked him in the shin while the ball wasn't in play.
     
  39. Rootgers

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    Congrats to the SKC guys and to Rutgers alum Peter Vermes
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Uh oh, someone's mad.
     
  41. Arrec Bardwin

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    No anger just fighting the good fight. Stupidity is a blight on this country and apparently Kansas is the epicenter when it comes to soccer.
     
  42. SugarShaun

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    Arrec is like the hulk, his secret is that he's always angry
     
  43. Andy Reocho

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    You’re the one getting all worked up
     
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  44. Homo Erectus

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    Only point was it was funny.

    He would have been more likely to get the deserved red card w/o the comedic dive though. It made the ref take him less seriously.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    H/T what the fuck is going on? Possible the most epic collapse in league history.
     
  46. SugarShaun

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    How have they gone 2 months without winning?
     
  47. DirtBall

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    It's insane. First team in MLS history to post back to back 60+ point seasons and they were on pace to easily do it again. I've heard Zimmerman/hedges have been hurt/called up and the back line hasn't gelled. Acosta has been euro dreaming and loafing. Uruti wants to go back to Argentina, I think his wife is pregnant. Colman has been a bust. Just insane that much talent can't figure out how to get 3 points.
     
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  48. SugarShaun

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    Columbus got a big 3 points tonight hosting NYRB. Was up 2 points but NYRB have 2 games in hand
     
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  49. DirtBall

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    You're welcome. Did they play most of their starters?
     
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  50. SugarShaun

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    Yeah I believe so. BWP, Robles, Adams and Klejsten were all playing