MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    I've seen this play out before. Sporting completely dominates but can't finish and will give up a shit goal off a counter thanks to the shit weather and shit turf in that shit city and will lose.
     
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    Good thing this Torres guy gargles cocks for breakdast
     
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    FUCKYOI FRIE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
     
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    THATS A FUCKINGBYELLOW EVEY FUCKJHG DAY OF THE GOD DAMN WEEK YOU PUSSY ASS REF PULL THE FUCKKNG CARD YOU FAGGOT
     
  6. DirtBall

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    GET EM BENNY!!!!
     
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    FUCK THIS PUSSY ASS FUCK!!!!
     
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    fuck that ref
     
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    Good thing Morris gargles dicks for breakfast
     
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    lol how is that a foul on morris? i don't get these decisions, but it's going to be a great finish to this one
     
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    Come the fuck on Grahamathorn
     
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    Make up call for Osi obvious second yellow
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Benny's got the eye of the Jew right now
     
  14. ohhaithur

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    is dirtball ok?
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Obvs answer is never
     
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    Good thing Fernandez gargles dicks for breakfast
     
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    If you need me I just slit my wrist
     
  19. DirtBall

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    TWICE AS FUCKING OFFSIDES AS BESLER WAS IN HIS GOAL
     
  20. DirtBall

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    You got the result you wanted MLS go die in obscurity you cunts
     
  21. ohhaithur

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    these calls are basically impossible to the human eye which makes me sad
     
  22. DirtBall

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    Don't worry, I understand MLS officiating now.

    Onsides

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    Offsides

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    But here's the thing, Beslers left hand is CLEARLY a 1/4 inch in front of #13?'s hand. Gotta raise the flag in that occasion.
     
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    Hope the refs in Israel aren't a bunch of dumb cunts like here Benny. You da bestest.
     
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    The coolest thing about tonight is I learned a new rule. You can slide in for a challenge. Not be within 3 feet of the ball. Take out your opponent. Scissor his legs. And not get carded. Cool shit. Never mind he would of been on a break once he got past your cheating ass.

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  28. OZ

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    We of Nebraska territory drink and hate things until things go well.

    But things that benefit those asshats in Seattle. I'll burn down the city for him tomorrow. Fuck the Sounders
     
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    It's ok. I slit all of my wrists hours ago.
     
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    As a lifelong fan of the Toros I can't wait to watch our run to the treble!!! #DallasTillIDie
     
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    Such a great person. The board can learn so much from you.
     
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  32. ohhaithur

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    i know you're salty af but how do you really expect a linesman to get either call perfect?
     
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    I MAY have drank a little too much last night. Will pop in the tapes and report back.
     
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    Obviously not. Hell how many times do we see the linemans not even with the backline and still try to make calls. Goal line tech and offside tech are so easy to implement it's stupid they haven't. It takes the camera crew 10 seconds to stop the film and spot if they're on/off. Have a replay official buzz the forth official and get the calls right.
     
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    Fake drunk imo, can't break character

     
  37. DirtBall

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    Benny is a beautiful beautiful human. Obviously.

     
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    Don't worry, I'll scissor with you.
     
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    :roll:
     
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  41. ohhaithur

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    awful effort

    that red card was ridiculous too
     
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    Van Damme :chatzy:
     
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    Suck it Rapids fans
     
  44. H/T

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    Giovinco should have had a certain goal but waited to long to shoot and gave the keeper time to come out and get in front. Tisk tisk.
     
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  46. Rootgers

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    Our overseas scouting is fucking terrible. They're either injured before they get here or they're retarded like that guy
     
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    Huge 2nd goal there for Toronto
     
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    Can't see shit
     
  49. snowfx2

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    Damn Seattle
     
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  50. ohhaithur

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    :\
     
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