MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Sucks ATL was pathetic
     
  2. DirtBall

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    Thankfully there are 2 good MLS
    SIDES. NJRB AND SKC. We have no hope beyond those two.
     
  3. Rootgers

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    Have we discussed how dumb "CONCACAF.com Where Champions are Crowned" is?
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    No. Makes complete sense: Sporting KC spouged championship on all other MLS teams.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Just hanging out. My Atlanta Friends will eventually prove that their 3-1 loss is better than a 3-0 win. O well....
     
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    Wanna year a galozo? Ok....


     
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    Don’t even remember the Atl second half. My buddy was dumping out tequila shots left and right after the Ilie goal. 3-1 was not ideal but the away goal makes it do-able. Luckily they’ll be playing in front of 70,000 10,000 at MBS Kennedy something three fifths compromise stadium.
     
  8. Shiggityshwo

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    Gonna hate motocross forever if we don't get a ccl game in the Benz this year

    Probably gonna hate them forever regardless tbh
     
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    True.

    Holy shit Dirt. You really went all out last night.
     
  10. Bishop

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    Missing out on the possible Monterrey matchup in the Benz will be very depressing.
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Been dry heaving tequila shots for a good hour now. I’m probably dead.
     
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  12. Shiggityshwo

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    indeed it would
     
  13. MODEVIL

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    Atlanta 1 Dirt 0
     
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  14. Corky Bucek

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    Going hard on a Thursday night. I like it.
     
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    Would like to know the whole story here. His station covers SKC pretty good cause Sinovic’s sister works for them.

     
  16. DirtBall

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    Bless you based Garner Bucks

     
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    What’s the record vs Costa Rican clubs?
     
  19. DirtBall

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    Looks like NYCFC is trying to jump into the DirtBall top 5 hated list

     
  21. DirtBall

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    Toluca fans busted over a railing last night. Damn lucky not to fall on one of the Toluca players. Probably need some bigger bolts on those things.

     
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  23. xec

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    Fuck a Giuseppe Rossi.
     
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  24. teel

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    y’all are fucked lol

     
  25. DirtBall

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  26. xec

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    Does that represent how the Youtube TV screen will look when I try to watch programming on it?
     
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  28. Shiggityshwo

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    look crap on lafc all you want but I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and let you speak ill of my glorious youtube tv
     
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    Are they bringing Vieira back with him as well? Because if the answer is no then no one is worried. Luckily you guys are in the Leastern and there’s only 2.5 decent teams so as long as you actually play all the games you should make the playoffs.
     
  30. SugarShaun

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  31. Rootgers

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    Is there anything worse than contrived rivalry names?
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Wow, this guys never driven on I-65.
     
  33. SugarShaun

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    71
     
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  34. SugarShaun

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    It makes perfect sense to fans of both clubs involved
     
  35. DirtBall

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    Fuck google

    Edit: looks like some old bat has the same billboard somewhere in BFE Indiana and that’s the first google result, the next 5,000 results point to the real one.
     
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    There’s like a .01% chance of this happening, but if it does...

     
  37. teel

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    contrived team locations
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    Cheers to the last MLS-free weekend of the offseason lads!!!
     
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  41. Shiggityshwo

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    alright that was solid
     
  42. DirtBall

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  43. Rootgers

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    Are you referring to baseball stadiums?
     
  44. MODEVIL

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    Bob Bradley is perfect late evening material to put people straight to sleep. Good move by espn+
     
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  45. teel

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    ?????
     
  46. Fran Tarkenton

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    the MLS fans referring to their teams as "Real" "Inter" and "Sporting"

    :popcorn:
     
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  47. Corky Bucek

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    Seems ironic coming from a team named "United"
     
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  48. xec

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    The fans have no choice. RSL’s owner names it ReAL. The name is contrived, yes, but the fans had nothing to do with it.
     
  49. Arrec Bardwin

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    Seeing as the others are naming conventions from a foreign language, one of which having to do with an actual monarchy, it’s not really ironic at all.
     
  50. Shiggityshwo

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    I like the contrived team names because they're different from what we usually get in American sports and I couldn't care less that it's 100% about emulating the more prestigious leagues. Same thing with the team crests.
     
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