MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Corky Bucek

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    No, I do not Crew
     
  2. DirtBall

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    My lord Rossi
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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    that's not even the same guy who'd been getting caught out
     
  4. DirtBall

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    LAFC have allowed the same amount of goals this match as they have all year. Their GD is +14, LAG is -2. Closest to +14? Seattle/Philly at +6.
     
  5. Corky Bucek

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    I didn't say for the year, I said at the moment. Reading is hard.
     
  6. DirtBall

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    The crew have allowed 1 goal with 4 wins in their last 5 matches. They are the best team in the MLS. There is no argument.
     
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    HEY GUYS!!! The Galaxy haven’t been completely embarrassing for like 2 straight weeks!!! Hand them MLS Cup DonG!!!
     
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  8. Corky Bucek

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    Yes, but they lost 1 match since the MLS is back tournament. LAG haven't lost. Point awarded for Corky and the LAG.
     
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    Lletget just told dirt to suck his dick
     
  10. DirtBall

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    That goal was insane
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    One person in the world would argue a club on 1.4 ppg is better than one on 2.3 ppg. You are that person.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Love seeing a pissed off Bob.
     
  14. Corky Bucek

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    :loldog: you are fired up over the Galaxy being the hottest team in the league.
     
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    No one is fired up. Just like Orlando you guys are lucky to be geographically close to a bunch of really bad teams. it doesn’t change the fact the Crew are having one of the best seasons in MLS history.
     
  16. Corky Bucek

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    LAG have 2.4 goals for while the Crew have a paltry 1.6 goals for. Crew also have a loss and last time I checked the Galaxy have won 4 in a row and are unbeaten since the MLS back tournament. The Crew and your SKC can't say the same thing.
     
  17. Arrec Bardwin

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    Crew is better than Galaxy.

    Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
     
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    Not all teams are lucky enough to run up their stats vs a bunch of L*B coast loser teams. Again, Portland scores the same amount of goals in one match vs Carson as Columbus has allowed all year.
     
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  20. Corky Bucek

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    Cool. I said LAG was the hottest team/best team at the moment, which they are because they have won 4 matches in a row. Crew lost to NYCFC and tied Cincy. I never said that LAG were the best team in the league.
     
  21. DirtBall

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    “Scissor Kick”
     
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    Fucck Onalfo

     
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    MLS social media>>>>

     
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    Biggest bitch in US history




     
  28. OZ2

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    I never thought I’d say this ...

    Can the Timbers only play on the road the rest of the year?
     
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    Sporting has only gotten 2 points since they ignorantly decided to allow fans in the stadium but are still on top. How?

     
  31. xec

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    They have played more games than any other Western team?
     
  32. DirtBall

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    1.7 ppg >>>>>>>>
     
  33. Shiggityshwo

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    I'm pretty sure my impeccable jinx has more to do with your recent run of points than fans in the stands tbpf
     
  34. DirtBall

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    FUCCK! Forgot about that witchcraft. I hate you so much you evil Wiccan.
     
  35. DirtBall

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    But seriously, as a collective, can we please sacrifice anything/everything we hold sacred to assure a healthy Alan Pulido? Please
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    They gonna move them to a city that actually cares?
     
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    Look at these goofy kids

     
  41. TheFreak55

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    Watching Atlanta United has turned into painting yourself like a clown but with feces
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  42. snowfx2

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    Man marking system...

     
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    Just saw that. Would be funny except that Seattle ended up scoring,
     
  44. snowfx2

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    Welp, over after 15’
     
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    Quakes are fucking trash
     
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  46. Shiggityshwo

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    holy fuck

    :gross:
     
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    4-0 already embarrassing Almeyda just needs to Gtfo out of San José
     
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    dang didn't realize the fighting Almeydas had fallen to the bottom of the standings
     
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    You just can’t 100% man mark in any league in the world. Yes, you can win a tourney or disrupt a season... But it’s nit a long term solution
     
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    FIVE FUCKING NOTHING!!!! Wtf are you doing Matias!!!!!