MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Why does Columbus get to use their high priced DP?
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Only thing to lower the old BP

     
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  5. Wu

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  6. DirtBall

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    SJ needs to relegate
     
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  7. DirtBall

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    Is goal differential a thing this year? If so
    I’d like to be able to play SJ just once.
     
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    Nah not at all John Fisher just needs to sell the team to a Silicon Valley billionaire who wants to spend money like Chris Cohen did when he sold the Warriors to Joe Lacob and Peter Guber
     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    as if we needed any more proof that 2020's the worst
     
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  11. MODEVIL

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  12. DirtBall

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  13. Iron Mickey

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    this “watch the same four matches over and over” shit sucks
     
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  14. Shiggityshwo

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    fortunately I think mostly everyone's starting the rest of their schedule tonight where they actually play different teams
     
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  15. DirtBall

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    I can’t bitch. They leveled out Sportings sched. Instead of 2/3/4 playing our round robin tourney we get to cross over with Chi/Nash/FCC.
     
  16. Wu

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    :edmond:
     
  17. DirtBall

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    The camera on FS1 is straight dookie
     
  18. Rootgers

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    Lol Matuidi with one of the dumbest fouls and an easy pk
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Besler needs to drink a big cup of bleach
     
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  20. DirtBall

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  21. Shiggityshwo

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    man Dallas really had people fooled racking up points against bums like Houston/SKC
     
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  22. Rootgers

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    turns out that dad Jensen kinda sucks
     
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  24. Rootgers

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    Lol suck dick Robles.
     
  25. Rootgers

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    A fucking owl killed a bird on the field during the match

     
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  26. Shiggityshwo

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    oh damn BWP, busted out the Zlatan karate goal
     
  27. Shiggityshwo

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    well Vancouver, you tried, allegedly
     
  28. MODEVIL

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    Putting my kids to bed and see LAFC put up four in the first 15. Well done Caps.
     
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  30. MODEVIL

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    5-0 now. Unsurprisingly Rodriguez does not have one of those 5.
     
  31. snowfx2

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    Fuck sakes Ben Olsen, start him!

     
  32. DirtBall

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    Pretty sure he’s said he only wants to play for Seattle

     
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  35. Shiggityshwo

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    just occurred to me how well the league's done as a whole mitigating spread, outside of that initial cluster fuck with Dallas/Nashville of course
     
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  36. Corky Bucek

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    Beetlejuice >>>>
     
  37. El_Pato

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    Pretty sure Fifa is gonna tell Dong lolno

     
  38. DirtBall

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    Didn’t they just say clubs could chose not to release for the UEFA Nations League if the host country had a mandatory quarantine? Maybe that wasn’t an official fifa window?
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Less than .4 GAA, MLS record is RSL’s .67
     
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  40. SugarShaun

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    He’s been phenomenal so far
     
  41. Rootgers

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    The Red Bull is supposably paying Barnsley €2million for their manager.
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Going to spend more on a manager than on the roster. I’m sure they’re just grooming him to take over for one of the clubs they care about.
     
  43. Rootgers

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    Some notes from Wikipedia:

    -Was an insurance salesman for 8 years

    -He was a youth team coach for Leipzig for 5 years.

    -Has a name that sounds like a Die Hard villain.

    -His senior coaching record is 25-12-22

    WE'RE BACK, BABY!
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    SKC-Col canceled for tomorrow because Col has multiple positive cases
     
  45. Rootgers

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    The dumbest sports league

     
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  46. Shiggityshwo

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    I blew it guys
     
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  48. Rootgers

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    Thelwell making moves
     
  49. Arrec Bardwin

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    Having watched Barnsley against Chelsea this week, they are very effective in the high press system which I imagine is why y’all are going after him.
     
  50. Rootgers

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    Didn't they lose 6-0?