MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Wait, they would of had 5 DPs so take away two spots imo.

 

*currently at time of sanctions btw

 

goodnight sweet paul

 

I feel like he should flip the axis so the east coast teams were in the desirable, western Europe countries and then it would make sense.

 

They were just generally cheating and still sucked

 

Yeah, they’re crippled for the next 2 years. Will have to sell off 5-6 of their TAM level players and replace them with USL/Academy level players from what Stejskal/Tenorio were saying.

 

Good work #San Jose Earthquakes

 

my wife has been doing grief counseling this week for victims families, fucking awful!

 

Tell her random posters on the internets most prestigious MLS community are sending her positive vibes. Impossible to keep that from affecting a human psyche.

 

Thank you brotha ! Yeah it’s been a rough week, a 3 day weekend is much needed that’s for sure

 

#gross

 

Grief counseling is tough, this random internet poster from New Jersey appreciates her

 

I feel like there's a very good Miami Fusion/Whatever The New Miami is Called documentary that can be made on how they can get it exactly wrong, twice.

 

Honestly. One day some person on the 30 for 30 team will make one of a dozen incredible MLS based docs (Beckham Experiment/LAG dynasty, Obi-Duece, Wondo/Kei/Dynamo, SKC rebrand, the Goonies, Cascadia, FCD academy, DC dynasty, Florida Failure, PV the Soccer Czar, etc) and I will worship him/her my entire life. Hopefully CBS drives the price up so much that ESPN is forced to actually make content for this league.

 

Last time the Blue Hell known as Children’s Mercy Park was full, YOUR Sporting KC beat the Vaginamo 4-0. Today that same ‘Blue Hell’ will be full, and those same Vaginamo will be the opponents, anything OTHER than a 4-0 win will be considered a disaster in this posters opinion.

 

what if it's 5-0?

 

Early start for Dirt today, or did he just power through the whole night

 

Ive always said, sleep is for the weak.

 

Ocean week always confuses me with these jerseys. JRR Tolkien is looking good from what I’ve seen.

 

Hell of a FK from Jersey

 

Nice goal from Orlando

 

Michel had a sitter to tie it and sends it all the way across the Hudson

 

#NotMyCrew get your shit together Bally’s

 

Diaz goes 70 yards unopposed to score the Crews first open play goal

 

Gyasinho

 

Miles with a national team quality ball to Moreno

fuck your lack of conceding streak Nashville

 

his name is dirt because you sleep under it when you are dead

 

(Ball is probably for 8-ball of coke to keep him awake)

 

Clear goal for Nash-Vegas but DonG throws up a FalseFlag to overturn it.

 

The Red Bull

 

Gil with another assist

 

Did The Red Bull actually look good defeating previously undefeated Orlando? I didn't watch

 

JRR looked good. Deserved win. Got defensive and walked a tight rope to hold on though. Orlando missed a sitter to tie it at the end.

 

Fitting, no form of football/futbol is played with an offense worth a fuck in that stadium.

 

Except when Aaron Rodgers and the Denver Broncos come to town....

 

Wait, Atlanta blew it? Lol

 

Bob is an embarrassment. Dress like a coach not a ball boy you turd.

 

well at least LAFC looks to be taking some of our anti-shine here today

 

NYC steals all 3 points. Good work

 

Fucking Tab and his bitch boy bunker ball

 

Rough week for our Inter Miami posters

 

ooo that clearance

 

oh my Bus