MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

He’s such a cunt

 

Extended Fabio loan through end of season and have club option to buy at end. He's been very good for us.

 

Fuck Precourt

 

What a bunch of cunts

 

That chant is dumb as fuck because 1. They saved the crew 2. They are stuck with Precourt

 

now your club is our club except you still have your club and our club is a completely different club and you just won MLS Cup

 

After Seattle joined the league I didn’t think I’d ever cringe so much at a fan base, and then Atlanta joined. After Atlanta joined the league I didn’t think I’d ever cringe so much at a fan base, and then Cincy joined. After Cincy I didn’t think I’d ever cringe so much at a fanbase, and then Austin joined. I’ll never cringe more at a fanbase. (Looking at you StL City Town FC United)

I know this is just a fan blog, but have they ever watched anything other than an Austin match? So much cringe.

 

#NEWSBOMB

 

Cohen moves Orlando to Citi Field, Miami hermit crabs over to Orlando's stadium. MLS, baby.

 

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the ass of a crow,
I’d fly over Austin (at 2PM) tomorrow,
And shit on that Precourt below…..

 

GAME DAY LADS

 

DRAMA

 

This SKC-ATX game got rescheduled to today because the Gold Cup matches will be played in KC. Why they chose to play it now, who knows? It’s hot humid and nasty, Euros start at the same time, and from a local perspective the Royals start in 30 mins. It’s like they purposely chose the worst time to play.

 

Sporting finds the most creative ways to not score

 

Arm away from your body, ball hits your arm, it’s a handball.

 

Salloi slop, I’ll take it.

 

What. The. Hell. How does he keep making these saves?

 

They played the only game of the weekend in the same time slot as the Euros?

 

Reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Luann thinks the public access channel put the Manger Babies up against the Super Bowl because they were the only show that could beat it

 

fsugrad99

 

I was wondering why Jefferson Savarino is listed on the team but not on tonight’s roster. I wonder if he is caught up in this.

 

Such a shame

 

Good stuff Nashvegas

 

Since nothing is on right now I’ll just watch this on repeat

 

Glad they went the Atlanta United route with pricing and not he Charlotte route.

 

Our color commentator getting some prime ESPN action.

 

Should've brought Shep.

 

Oh shit. There’s going to be some brother v brother drama in the gold cup.

 

Who ever could of predicted this. Precourt doesn’t give a shit about the fans. There was no way to know.

 

MLS Fridays, baby

 

RBNJ wearing Juneteenth honoring numbers on the back.



Also makes the All-Black kits look 100% better

 

Pretty sure every team is doing this

 

I guess everyone is, just couldn't tell on Nashville

 

Idk why you'd ever keep Chicago Fire and ditch the Maltese Cross

 

Tolkin with the sweat band mullet combo

 

So slowwww in any build up

 

Now THATS a goal

 

Better give step-dad a hockey assist