MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Damnnnnn Jozy
     
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    Staying
     
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    ABSOLUTE SCENES IN MINNESOTA!!!!!!

    And now, Wonderwall
     
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    Then fuck stick Toledo goes to VAR and awards a phantom PK leading to;

     
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    Ouch
     
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    Also, Tony Meola-> GOAT
     
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    Dusty af in Providence Park tonight....

     
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    Sporting only has 4 clean sheets this year. Sporting has only started Sinovic-Besler-Baratheon-Zusi 5 times this year. That combo has had 4 clean sheets this year....
     
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    Thank God for the East. RSL has 29 points and 15 have come against the East at The RioT.
     
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    I need that fucking Least to do absolutely anything vs the Bestern teams. Sucks trying to chase teams knowing they get 3 free points with the Least rolling to town.
     
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    Hate to see an ex-neighbor pull this sort of stuff. He was really bad about mowing his yard as well fwiw.

     
  14. DirtBall

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    Gat damn

     
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    Aka, we really want to market this so make sure Zlatan is on the field

     
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    Jordan Morris is such a turd
     
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    Holy fuck Ruidiaz
     
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    probably wanna mark Josef in the box
     
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    fuckin hell lgp
     
  22. IAHusk

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    That's a joke of a yellow.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    Beautiful PK
     
  24. PAHokie

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    What the fuck was the AR pointing to?
     
  25. DirtBall

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    He pointed to a corner. I don’t know if you can pull that back but it’d be the right thing to do.
     
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    He points for a corner then sees them throw in and is all “oh you wanna throw instead? that’s cool I don’t know what tf I’m doing.”
     
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    That’s some super poor officiating.
     
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    9 minutes of stoppage because the refs let Baseball FC yell at them for 6 minutes with no repercussions
     
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    Cry me a fucking river, oil money
     
  30. DirtBall

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    How pathetic is it that this is the only way PRO can be questioned? Nothing about the call at all, just no accountability from PRO ever. The whole, 1 reporter gets to hand write 3 questions that will be “answered” behind closed doors. SMDH.

     
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    I thought this was a joke and the questions were written by a 6 year old.
     
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    I’m like 94% sure that’s how it works. After a match 1 reporter is assigned to write 3 questions for the ref and someone then writes replies with no follow up.
     
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    Nobody asked why all 11 Baseball FC players were allowed to crowd the Ref and AR and not allow play to resume, but nobody received a card and that frivolous time wasted was added on to the end of the match?
     
  34. DirtBall

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    I’ll answer it for them:

    “Yes, we as a crew knew we really fucked up that sequence, like, never before seen in a soccer match bad, and didn’t want to penalize them twice for our incompetence.”
     
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  36. slogan119

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    That’s a name I haven’t heard in a looooooong time
     
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    Cover your eyes Shaun

     
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    Love love love this. Great work OC friends.



    Looks like it’s open to everyone but was something like season ticket members got a code for the first 24 hrs, then Florida residents the next 24, now anyone can buy
     
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    1. Poach in form strikers from Liga MX
    2. Profit

     
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    Cheeky ass fucker

     
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    not even mad. that's just ridiculous.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Haha, Bradley blows balls but Kaku is somehow worse.
     
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    I remember when everyone laughed at me when I said we’d see NE-SJ face off for the title in the preseason. Well who’s laughing now suckers?
     
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    Not me. Crew fans aren’t laughing at much of anything these days
     
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    Gil-Bou is fucking filthy
     
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