MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. DirtBall

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    ZLATANNNNNN
     
    #13801 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
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  2. Handcuffed

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    what a freak
     
    #13802 Handcuffed, Jul 19, 2019
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  3. DirtBall

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    Fucking idiot Taylor, he was 15 feet onside
     
    #13803 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
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  4. Shiggityshwo

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    perfect ball
     
    #13804 Shiggityshwo, Jul 19, 2019
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  5. Arrec Bardwin

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    zLAtan
     
    #13805 Arrec Bardwin, Jul 19, 2019
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  6. New2Soccer

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    I do not have an MLS team, but I think Zlatan is making me a Galaxy fan.
     
    #13806 New2Soccer, Jul 19, 2019
  7. DirtBall

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    Quit your El Tri diving ass shit Vela
     
    #13807 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
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  8. DirtBall

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    Zlatan 100% mind-ninja fucked Vela with his comments this week.
     
    #13808 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
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  9. DirtBall

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    Outside the first 45 of the year no one has f’d up this LAFC midfield like Galaxy are tonight.
     
    #13809 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
  10. DirtBall

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    #13810 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
  11. Shiggityshwo

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    good lord maybe don't leave Vela completely unmarked like that
     
    #13811 Shiggityshwo, Jul 19, 2019
  12. DirtBall

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    Those are two insanely perfect tackles
     
    #13812 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
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  13. Shiggityshwo

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    sexy fuckin tackle
     
    #13813 Shiggityshwo, Jul 19, 2019
  14. DirtBall

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    ZLATANNNNNN!!!!

    HATTTTYYYYYYYY
     
    #13814 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
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  15. Shiggityshwo

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    YESSSSSSSSSS

    crown him
     
    #13815 Shiggityshwo, Jul 19, 2019
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  16. Corky Bucek

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    Hello at the Zlatan show
     
    #13816 Corky Bucek, Jul 19, 2019
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  17. Bankz

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    Mother fucking Boss
     
    #13817 Bankz, Jul 19, 2019
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  18. TheSkeeter

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    Was that a perfect hat-trick?
     
    #13818 TheSkeeter, Jul 19, 2019
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  19. Shiggityshwo

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    his balls off the direct passes have been so damn precise
     
    #13819 Shiggityshwo, Jul 19, 2019
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  20. DirtBall

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    Then he just threw Latif like 20 yards to cap it off :lovelove::lovelove::lovelove::lovelove:
     
    #13820 DirtBall, Jul 19, 2019
  21. DirtBall

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    Still 20 minutes. He’s not done. Velas already pissed himself 5 times.
     
    #13821 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
  22. DirtBall

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    Yassssss. Someone throw a punch
     
    #13822 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
  23. DirtBall

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    Mr Alex Morgan subbing on
     
    #13823 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
  24. Bankz

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    Taylor is such a fucking idiot. So glad Ibra has gone off and proven what a dolt Twellman truly is. Can’t believe he said Vela>Ibra.
     
    #13824 Bankz, Jul 20, 2019
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  25. Bankz

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    Lots of studs showing in this game
     
    #13825 Bankz, Jul 20, 2019
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  26. DirtBall

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    Love it
     
    #13826 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
  27. DirtBall

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    Remember friends. Zlatan was supposed to be suspended tonight due to yellow card accumulation except DonG pulled a random made up rule out of his ass to make sure he played. Probably the only good decision DonG has ever made.
     
    #13827 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
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  28. DirtBall

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    Ohhh, it’s so they can sneak away from the match unnoticed after getting their ass beat for the 4th time. Makes sense.
     
    #13828 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
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  29. DirtBall

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    <3 Zlatan. Let me elbow this loser in the eye. Then stand over him to “help” him AKA rub my nuts in his face. Then when his physio runs in to help him i’ll steal their water bottles. :yousoright::yousoright::yousoright::yousoright:
     
    #13829 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
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  30. Shiggityshwo

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    chuckled at this too
     
    #13830 Shiggityshwo, Jul 20, 2019
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  31. Corky Bucek

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    :cool:
     
    #13831 Corky Bucek, Jul 20, 2019
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  32. Shiggityshwo

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    "Go home, go home, little bitch"

    :roll:

    -Ibra to some FC staff member who looked to be giving him shit for an elbow or something
     
    #13832 Shiggityshwo, Jul 20, 2019
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  33. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    #13833 TheFreak55, Jul 20, 2019
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  34. DirtBall

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll:

     
    #13834 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
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  35. Fran Tarkenton

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    Makes sense thats where he wants to go given his Wife
     
    #13835 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 20, 2019
  36. DirtBall

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    :lovelove:

     
    #13836 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
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  37. Wu

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    Move over Don G

    It’s Ibra’s league now
     
    #13837 Wu, Jul 20, 2019
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  38. DirtBall

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    Gotta love MLS where medunjanin AND Wagner both get assists for Fabians blast

     
    #13838 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
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  39. DirtBall

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    Oh Latif, I know you hate that you were abducted and now being held hostage but not a good look my little buddy

     
    #13839 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
  40. DirtBall

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    FFS

     
    #13840 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
  41. DirtBall

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    BEST>>>>>Least
     
    #13841 DirtBall, Jul 20, 2019
  42. Shiggityshwo

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    no Rooney's kind of a bummer
     
    #13842 Shiggityshwo, Jul 21, 2019
  43. Shiggityshwo

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    that's a hell of a save from Hamid

    fuck that guy
     
    #13843 Shiggityshwo, Jul 21, 2019
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  44. DirtBall

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    Wait, why doesn’t that Heineken commercial have Pirlo in it anymore?
     
    #13844 DirtBall, Jul 21, 2019
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  45. Gunners

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    haha, fuck off
     
    #13845 Gunners, Jul 21, 2019
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  46. Sub-Zero

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    I don't watch Atlanta normally but that PK run-up by Martinez is ridiculously stupid.
     
    #13846 Sub-Zero, Jul 21, 2019
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  47. IAHusk

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    That might be the worst pk I've ever seen
     
    #13847 IAHusk, Jul 21, 2019
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  48. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    douche level: Pogba
     
    #13848 TheFreak55, Jul 21, 2019
  49. IAHusk

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    It is alarming how often a goal is scored within seconds of me walking out of the room.
     
    #13849 IAHusk, Jul 21, 2019
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  50. shawnoc

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    It’s alarming how many times they show your commercial during MLS games.
     
    #13850 shawnoc, Jul 21, 2019
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