MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. RavenNole

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  2. El_Pato

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    I've been wondering this for the past month
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    I would be lying if I said the thought “did I wake up in an alternate reality” didn’t pop into my head seeing the Pirlo-less version for the first time today.
     
  4. Shiggityshwo

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    was hoping I wouldn't have to hear that song anymore after CL ended
     
  5. Rootgers

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    Brian White only scores bad goals
     
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  6. Rootgers

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    Haitian Messi making people look foolish
     
  7. Rootgers

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    Orlando City fans really do "You suck asshole!" on goal kicks? You weren't even a team went the league paid us to stop doing it.
     
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  8. Rootgers

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    We're going to lose this match
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Would always love bringing a first timer to a match and watching their face during the first goal kick as a perfectly unison “YSA” would ring out from the crowd.
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Orlando doing everything possible to not score
     
  11. shawnoc

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    3 crossbars and at least one post so far?
     
  12. Rootgers

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    We're playing like we're down 2 guys
     
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  13. Shiggityshwo

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    dang no shame trying to argue that should be a corner
     
  14. DirtBall

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    1. Cascadian Classico
    2. El Trafico
    3. Loser boy circle jerk (NJRB-AtlU)
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Solid tifo from the Flounders for a change.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    3 straight win streak in Seattle including that playoff classic for Portland.
     
  17. Shiggityshwo

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    atmosphere has me pretty pumped tbqh
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen

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  19. Shiggityshwo

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    " Find Pity in the 89' "
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    GOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
     
  21. DirtBall

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  22. Shiggityshwo

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    I'm actually impressed he was able to get that over the goal
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    Epic miss. Classic Floundering.
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Torres too fat to get on top of these crosses
     
  25. Shiggityshwo

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    ha, what an answer from Portland
     
  26. DirtBall

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    Tied for 30 seconds till Seattle Floundered it
     
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  27. DirtBall

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  28. OZ

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    Seattle.

    You shit city, go fuck your self again.

    In your house. Eat shit.

    Love - soccer city USA
     
  29. soulfly

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    Stay cute.
     
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  30. OZ

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    I will be the first to admit that I’m a 100% asshole to the Flounders.

    And it feels so good.
     
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  31. soulfly

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    I’ll allow it.
     
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  32. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  33. SugarShaun

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    Wow this feels like a personal attack.

    Did I sell my tickets because there was no way I was going to sit in 97 degree heat to watch this current version of the Crew? I say that is irrelevant
     
  34. DirtBall

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  35. Shiggityshwo

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    cold-blooded
     
  36. DirtBall

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    BAD and SICK guys all of them. Will DonG finally step up and relegate this EMBARRASSING “franchise”?????

     
  37. Rootgers

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    Hahaha Blessing might be the worst flopper in the league
     
  38. Shiggityshwo

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    Nagbe meme seems to have really taken off

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  39. Jack Parkman

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  40. DirtBall

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    You can see the division growing in this team:

    Thread:



     
  41. Rootgers

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    Haha I wonder if him and Long actually rented a car and drove back
     
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  42. DirtBall

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    I believe they rented a moped, can’t pass up that mpg.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Shouldn’t of been standing there brah AKA should of already been out of the match already:

     
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  44. DirtBall

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    That settles it MLS>>>>>Liga MX

     
  45. DirtBall

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    ICYMI, SKC the worst team in MLS was able to beat the Chicago Fire handily. AKA they would easily win Liga MX.
     
  46. El_Pato

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    Pretty good game, hopefully Galaxy pull off these penalties
     
  47. El_Pato

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    Great job Cubo lol
     
  48. El_Pato

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    Then Efrain misses
     
  49. El_Pato

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    These are some shitty PKs