MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

oh dirt, those pants of your must be ruined

 

WHY DO WE ONLY HAVE 3 GUYS IN THE BCAK WITH 7 PUSHING HIGH. WHAT THE FUCKKKK

 

this is insane

 

Just left the airport and got on MARTA. Gonna be cutting it close to kickoff.

 

fuckin hell how many looks can they get?

 

Titty fucking Christ get your shape together you twats

 

How ya doing Dirt?

 

I’m gonna puke

 

Give the ball to Piepe, everyone else defend

 

How many minutes of stoppage time are there?

 

JNFJDJDBSBHSJXJVKFNRHBSIDU DHDJXBDJXJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HINGARIANNNNNNNNN

HOMEEEEEEEEE

GROWNNNNNNNN


!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

oh my, dirt's favorite keeper with the goof

 

Congrats DirtBall

 

alright the silliness is over, it's time to get serial

 

Never doubted

 

Shilohi lucky there wasn’t another kick, he may have got his ankles literally broken for the no look.

 

Omg, we were literally
Making suicide pacts in the cauldron. Thank you based Chile and Hungary

 

COME ON WESTBOUND TRAIN I ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES

 

god speed little Connor

 

Tachycardia how do U work????

 

Thank you ChileanNole

 

That Salloi goal was the GOAT. Stadium was erupting from Yohans clearance then he rounded Rimando and it fucking went nuts. Still have goosebumps.

 

Sam’s in game tweeting still on point. Thread:

 

MIGGY OH MY FUCKING LORD PRESENT THY COCK

 

Made it to my seat with 3 seconds to spare

 

at T[o]rrent complaining about diving in the build up to this, only for that player to headbutt Guzan and then act like he's the one who got head-butted.

 

Castellanos was about as lost as you can get there

 

torrance was an awful replacement for Vieira

 

Hopefully we got a good one brewing here after that last snoozer.

 

We gonna blow it so hard

 

Poop

 

This is not going well

 

ooo that was cheeky

 

Let’s go fightin SugarShaun ’s

 

Crew til I die

 

he seems like a bit of a bitch

 

Advantage and FK? Fuck off

 

Tyler Adams gonna run the length of a marathon tonight

 

Zardes is playing bad

 

Afful too

 

Somebody’s got a thesaurus

 

Fuck

 

ahh geez

well you've come back from the dead before...

 

Fuck it all

 

I saw that goal a solid 2 minutes after Shaun’s post.

 

Just 1 goal away.

 

We certainly don’t look close to scoring