MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Arrec Bardwin

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    Guzan drops a “muhfucker” and it’s clearly picked up by the mic. Right after, Van he subs on known muhfucker Bradley in for a hurt Osorio in the 20th minute.
     
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  2. Rootgers

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    Dike is an absolute unit
     
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  3. Iron Mickey

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    39/18 here, toasty
     
  4. Rootgers

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    Brian White, after establishing himself as nothing but hustle and muscle

     
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    Haha. Orlando pulled a Sporting. What idiots.
     
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  6. Rootgers

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    IMO there's nothing more exciting in sports than the keeper coming up for a late set piece/corner.
     
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  8. Rootgers

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    I keep watching the Brian White goal and nobody has ever made that move look less cool.
     
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  10. SugarShaun

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    There would not be a Crew still without Morgan. He was the face of the STC movement and got so much done. Forever love that dude.
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Fuck the FUCK OFF. God Damnit. Fuck.

     
  12. Iron Mickey

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    why is this enraging you? genuine question
     
  13. DirtBall

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    My heart barely survived Sal and The Answer in Atl*nta. Now i have to watch my Preki coach my Jimmy in that disgusting place in Cascadia. Between PRO and this I know DonG is out to get your boi Dirt.
     
  14. El_Pato

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    Cutting their losses already?

     
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    We brought him in as a 19 year old and he’s always had huge potential but as soon as he really gets into a groove it’s a season ending injury. Love the kid. And as always, fuck Seattle.
     
  16. Iron Mickey

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    lol aight
     
  17. DirtBall

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  19. Rootgers

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    Yes, RBNJ forward Cristian Casseres Jr. has been slowly growing into Tyler Adams' old role up top.
     
  20. DirtBall

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    I consider this an upset. I would of bet $100 they would of put Rodriguez #1.

     
  21. Shiggityshwo

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    not too surprising they put a home grown as #1 though
     
  22. Arrec Bardwin

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    Sands way too high.
     
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  23. snowfx2

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    He’s remarkebly consistently solid and more old school #6. He’ll be in the Bundesliga by January 2022 at the latest.

    Pomykal would be my #1 but dude can’t stay healthy. He’s in that Adams/McKennie tier imo, hopefully this will be the end of his injuries.
     
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  24. Rootgers

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    He's 20 and at a club with an ownership group that has pretty wide-reaching international tentacles, but doesn't seem like a major transfer target.
     
  25. Arrec Bardwin

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    I’ve watched him and he just doesn’t do much for me. The best thing people can say about him is “solid”. Solidly mediocre, he’s the next Wil Trapp. Solid MLS midfielder, nothing more.
     
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  26. Rootgers

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    Very much Sean Davis vibes
     
  27. El_Pato

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    Thought he was gonna be offside
     
  28. Shiggityshwo

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    Supporters' Shield is back on
     
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  30. Rootgers

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    My favorite Rooney MLS moment was when he got arrested and was so zooted that the cops didn't think he was speaking english.
     
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    How long does your boi Dirt make it before PRO causes tonight’s meltdown? I think I’m good till about the 60th.
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Philly is looking damn good
     
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    My lord. They’re going in dry

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    Complete boat race in Philly.
     
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  36. Rootgers

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    Chicago giving up the stoppage time equalizer after super shitty time-wasting antics.

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    Chicago. Shitty stoppage time equalizer. Thanks for the PTSD buddy.
     
  38. DirtBall

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    HEY McConaughey!!! You can fuck right off lad! #NotMyMinister
     
  39. Rootgers

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    Brian White only scores in stoppage time
     
  40. DirtBall

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    Tonight Colorado was held to 0 shots and 0 corners in the first half. 5th time this year a team has done that in a half. 3 of the 5 times that team has been playing YOUR SKC.
     
  41. DirtBall

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    There my Alan. #FuckTata
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Pulido has started 11 matches. 7 goals and 4 assists. Is that good?
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Fontas scoring a goal for Sporting has this energy:

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    Let’s. Fucking. Go.
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Bow down to the Ger-Show you FOOLS!!!!!
     
  47. DirtBall

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    HEY PHANG!!! Bring it on you failure of nature!!!
     
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    BLACK
     
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  50. DirtBall

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    LIVES
     
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