MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

This did crack me up

 

Vela should of taken the dive

 

I was thinking the whole time “Whybthe fuck are you trying to convince me MLS is Back was awesome”

 

MAK-ROSSI!!! LFG

 

That was a really nice finish.

 

Obviously no VAR but Cifuentes was offside and blocking the defender from getting to it.

 

finally, lafc's really controlled this thing but they just couldn't break this backline and with Gignac starting to get more involved it felt like tigres were gonna go up against the run of play

 

Tigres has had more possession actually

 

Vela come the fuck on bro

 

true but lafc possession but much higher quality

 

I think it’s been pretty equal

 

that's surprising, regardless lafc's high press had them pinned for some pretty long spells

 

Going to have to fly in Salazar for the post game of Vela keeps this up.

 

And what a horrible corner to give up in the first place

 

Corners are their Achilles heel. Just bad defending.

 

MAK clear the fucking ball dude

 

ball had eyes

 

I’m feeling at least 2 more goals.

 

Wonder if there's some CB in Nashville that could've helped out in that regard

 

That should have been another one

 

Tigres turning it up a notch now

 

There it is!

 

well, was pretty easy to see that was coming

 

Gignac

 

Terrible defending by lafc

 

And now their players are dead. Fuck this.

 

ahh well

 

Nah, fuck Bob Bradley and fuck LAFC.

 

Maybe next year

 

that's fine too

 

Bob follows his best wins by the heart breaking losses consistently.

 

this sleepy looped piano number's really setting the tone for a celebration

 

Wheres Hans Zimmer when you need him

 

it's like an espn commercial break on youtube tv

 

Man Atuesta is so good. Hope they can keep him. I assume Rossi and Rodriguez are gone.

 

More 4D Space Yahtzee from Denis Hamlett

 

Goodbye PATRICK, enjoy Fort Lauderdale

 

Putting all their eggs in the Chicharito basket, can’t see that failing at all.

 

?????

 

San Jose Infinity T.D.B.

 

we are likely getting the best attacking midfielder in the Moldavian Premier league and signing them to a DP contract

 

Wow!

 

Yeah he’s either playing another year like he said he was going to or retiring

 

This thread is Dirt’s X-Mas present

 

*25 years old

Spoiler

Only been using FIFA rules for 20 years on the other hand