MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Rootgers

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    Nobody does less than Adidas.
     
  2. Rootgers

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    The Red Bull: We're gonna give out shoes as a season ticket benefit.

    The shoes:
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  3. Shiggityshwo

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    like looking at an eastbay catalog back in the day where you get a million options of the same basic shoe but with different accents
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    Is that a shoe for a toddler?
     
  5. DirtBall

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    It’s out Rootgers. Just hearing the name Roy Miller cracks me up.

     
  6. Rootgers

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    That's an 11.5
     
  7. Rootgers

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    I can't wait to read
     
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  9. Hail Southern

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    I was lucky enough to watch that game live. I almost turned it off when it was 3-0 but I wanted to see him come onto the field.
     
  10. DirtBall

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    the tying goal was one of this threads biggest freak outs imo
     
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  11. Shiggityshwo

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    happened just before I started following the sport, actually went back a while ago to see the thread's reaction to that moment and it didn't disappoint
     
  12. Hail Southern

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    Like, if that shit happened exactly the same way in a movie I would have rolled my eyes.
     
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    That’s not safe for work, Dirt
     
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  15. Shiggityshwo

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    Eales tweeted out one of his cryptic messages that he always does before we announce a new signing, making it obvious that he was referring to Alan Franco as we're all waiting for that deal to finally close, but it ended up being a reference to the new Publix Atlanta United Spicy Sub

    thought it was a pretty good troll tbh, I love that he so obviously loves fucking with us
     
  16. DirtBall

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    YUGE signing for Reiger Distillery. Rog+Chulo is a top notch duo:

     
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    I’ll give you 7 seconds to name a better MLS dog than Chulo...
     
  18. DirtBall

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    From my personal experience with him, Chulo is chill AF but would not hesitate to go into a four footer if someone went after his dad. Top notch lad (very stinky) but still top notch.
     
  19. DirtBall

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    What’s the story on the seat color pattern SugarShaun?

     
  20. DirtBall

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    WTF did they do to our boy!?!?

     
  21. DirtBall

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    #PhreePhang
     
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    Cant recall seeing any specific reasoning or significance for it
     
  23. Iron Mickey

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  24. DirtBall

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    Looks like we got a new MLS cup favorite gents

     
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    These team names are so much better than MLS team names. Also, what a flex by the Cosmos going with the single name.

     
  26. Rootgers

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  27. Shiggityshwo

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    hahaha, just lovely
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Same thing that happened when Larin’s agent did the same thing.
     
  29. Rootgers

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    Lol you got Hamlett'ed

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  30. DirtBall

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    Saucy af. I thought he would be a stud last year but I never was impressed when watching him.

     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Also in that announcement they said they are continuing with the ‘5 subs during 3 breaks’ rule.
     
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  34. Shiggityshwo

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    that'sashame.gif
     
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  35. Hail Southern

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    Best of luck to all MSL CCL teams
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    There is some fire in this link

     
  37. Fran Tarkenton

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    Isnt the fix as simple as Pellegrini being an U-22 DP?
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    If Stejskal doesn’t know i doubt even DonG or Miami know for sure. I think his salary might be too high to be a young DP but I don’t know.
     
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    I’m pretty sure Marathon and La Liga are in the same time zone. Why wouldn’t they flip the start times to make sense for Atl and Portland?

     
  41. OZ2

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    The length of the grass with Timbers @ Marathon makes Notre Dame football against USC in 2005 blush.

    not sure I’ve ever seen a slower pitch.
     
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  42. Shiggityshwo

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    oof Asprilla

    everything but the finish
     
  43. OZ2

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    Williamson might be the best player on the Timbers. Feel he will be the future captain of the club or somebody that brings in a lot of money down the road.
     
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  44. Shiggityshwo

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    almost a replay of that near Williamson golazo, deserved lead
     
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    God damnit
     
  46. Shiggityshwo

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    well that was a quick response

    chuckled at the Bayern graphic displaying for a Marathon goal
     
  47. OZ2

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    I thought I was seeing things. Somebody fucked up
     
  48. Shiggityshwo

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    just 100% pure uncut ccl
     
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  49. OZ2

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    Diego Valeri

    ageless wonder. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if the Timbers don’t have a ‘two Diego’s’ statue with him and Chara I’ll riot.
     
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  50. Shiggityshwo

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    oh my, thought the tall grass screwed them trying to get the ball out wide