MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Fuck, I thought my guide says it started at 6. Missed all the action and it looks gloriously concacafy out there from what I’m seeing.

 

100% like you would expect. Williamson about lost a leg, no yellow card so he said ‘fuck this’ and tackled a guy because why the fuck not.

 

Oh my at this Scottish drip

 

I wouldn’t be surprised if they raised the salary for young money players to whatever Pellegrini’s is. I am 100% serious.

 

How is that not a red?

 

Wait, now it is!? Oh that classic CCLing

 

Wtf... show the replay

Yea ok. That’s borderline for me. He probably wasn’t going to score, but last defender and an attacking opportunity makes it red.

 

Paul’s been talking up La Liga ever since the draw came out.

 

Highlights from first match

 

No clue where that hit him

 

Gotta think both MLS squads are at least -1500 to advance after tonight.

 

Well done Atlanta, Alajuelense is easily the best Central American team.

 

Going to go ahead and pencil the ol Blue Cross in for a 5-0 win because I don’t want to stay up watching a field level camera.

 

those last 20 minutes were an eternity

 

tbh I thought their fitness in the second half was underwhelming. Esp being up a man. Looked like they had dead legs, idk what their recent fixtures were and how going with an A+ lineup influenced that.

But first half they looked legit. Much better than prior CR teams Ive seen. Bryan Ruiz is a baller.

 

My goodness

 

Oh, wow

 

Holy cow, they shut them out.

 

yeah I actually watched that game, they played well.....their goalie made some increíble saves, they had one quality chance but ofc their forward isn’t skilled enough to gather and finish

 

lovely cross, couldn't ask for an easier header

Philly 1-0

 

Just turned the game on and A WILD Kendall Waston appears!!!

 

lol

 

how the fuck is that only a yellow

 

Holy Fuck, that’s a career ender

 

holy shit

 

this ref was so concacaf

 

ohhh yeah forgot the Armas train rolled up to Toronto

 

Leon is going to go in dry

 

How in gods name is that a yellow

 

Normally go for MLS teams, but I will support mc415 hope he returns the favor if Juarez ever makes this thing

Spoiler

we're never gonna make it

 

Toronto lucky we ain’t playing Chapito Montes today

 

dirty

as

fuck

 

What a volley

 

Wooooooooooo stunner by Navarro!!! Siempre Fiera!!!

 

Joel Campbell still sucks at scoring

 

Weak!!!!!

 

Lol

 

Wow

 

Jozy couldn’t even make it to the first game of the year without a hammy exploding.

 

How did u miss that? Fuck!!!!!!!!

 

Leon is terrible at finishing tonight should be 3-1 or 4-1

 

Smh

 

Concacaf your way outta here TFC

 

Why isn’t the entire Toronto squad down with a “cramp” right now?

 

Another good MLS result. It’s crazy how much harder it hits when it’s an MLS-MX matchup.

 

Merritt is such a bitch

 

Everyone seems to be going crazy praising TFC’s “amazing performance” but was it an amazing performance or an amazing result?

 

leon missed 4 point blank goals and Toronto scored an OG nothing amazing besides a lucky result