MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Rootgers

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    I just saw the play from the Chester match and it reminded me that it's a shame that we have to play with this trash.

     
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  2. Rootgers

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    Meanwhile, typical RBNJ stuff, fire the Spanish voice of the team for 20+ years 9 days before the season.

     
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  4. Iron Mickey

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    just an insane play, and somehow the result is four more yellows. literally being upset about it is the same as that play.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Knowing concacaf I’m actually impressed that philly didn’t end up with more yellows than saprissa.
     
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    The Room: Conference Finals theme

    The Scenario: You are Peter Vermes

    The Catch: No one will ever advance
     
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  8. SugarShaun

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    Hey nothing like playing a guy at RB for the first time in CCL!
     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    I think you'll be alright
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Boot to the chin. “WHAT YOU MEAN YELLOW CARD!?!? IT WAS CLEAN!!!”
     
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    He just smoked there.

    Should be fine still but it’s not ideal
     
  12. SugarShaun

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    LFG Gyasi on his own
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Gyasinho es hambre
     
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    Luca is on one tonight
     
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  15. Shiggityshwo

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    unintentionally perfect
     
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  16. Shiggityshwo

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    CON-CA-CAF

    CON-CA-CAF

    CON-CA-CAF
     
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  17. SugarShaun

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    Yeah I made the observation that him not catching it cleanly helped him score and got jumped on for “being negative” by Crew fans and that any goal that goes in is good
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    FEED HIM
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Such brilliance, touched it straight up into his dick, let it settle, then slots it home.
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    In all serious, if I’m Porter I’m trying to sub the entire starting 11 out at halftime. Don’t risk someone getting Wagnered
     
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  21. DirtBall

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    Did they really just say Matthew McConaughey vs Will Ferrell?
     
  22. DirtBall

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    My god Morris, I’m sure their family is watching dude
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    Morris got the sauce
     
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  24. Shiggityshwo

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    Crew just have so many studs on the ball, so fun to watch
     
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    Give me that Gyasinho hat trick
     
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    Wtf, give Gyasinho his hatty you turd.
     
  27. SugarShaun

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    Guess he’s gotta earn it
     
  28. DirtBall

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    BOOOOOOOOO
     
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  29. SugarShaun

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    Please don’t fight for the ball. I’m getting flashbacks
     
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  30. Shiggityshwo

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    reminiscent of that first half against Cincy? in the MLS is Back tourney
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll:

    Who was it that denied Kei the golden boot?
     
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    It was Pipa, and we always support Pipa. Pipa is friend, Kei is bad
     
  33. SugarShaun

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  34. DirtBall

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    Not-Zack got lucky there
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    So that’s how it will go. In leg one vs Rayados 2 or 3 of these pointless yellows will lead to a suspension for leg 2.
     
  36. SugarShaun

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    Just want to get out of this without anything dirty
     
  37. DirtBall

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    #FuckPrecourt



    Dan knows what’s up

     
  38. SugarShaun

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    One of the guys in my local Man City group was shitting on CCL a month or so back when Atlanta didn’t release their guys for Olympics qualifying and I said I didn’t blame them.

    Tonight he apologized and said he’s all in on CCL :roll:
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    Sauciest RB since Sergino
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Best round MLS has probably ever had in the CCL. Well shit, let me google really quick....2nd best. Toronto beating Tigres
    and RBNJ beating Tijuana has to be the best.
     
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  42. DirtBall

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    Kei>>>>>>>>> forever and always

     
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  43. SugarShaun

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    I loved Kei and I was upset with Pipa at the time but how Kei handled himself afterwards made me sour
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    That’s the beauty of Kei. You love him to death until he alienates your team (while still playing for them) and jets. He’s still the tits with SKC because we let him go to Norwich when they offered and there were no burnt bridges. Also, Norwich legend:



    The Sporting beat reporter and Kei got into a tiff a few years back because the reporter said Vermes gave a speech and said once Kei came back from the EPL he was a different player (me first team second) and SKC had to dump him. The story was obvs about Kei, but PV denied it, and Kei posted and Instagram vid saying the only city he cares about and feels for is KC, and he knows that story wasn’t about him because he :heart shaped hands: KC

    His wife is a KC girl and we also saved him from malaria in 2014 when Middlesbrough said, ‘figure it out in your own’ as he was dying and Mrs Kamara demanded he ‘fly back home’ where KU Med center saved him.

     
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  45. DirtBall

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    Somewhere on the DirtBall family PC is a pic from like 2011 of Mrs Dirt in the SKC locker room getting a kiss on each cheek from Kei and CJ. Those were a simpler times.
     
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  46. Rootgers

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    That's the year I was supposed to graduate from college
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    Same year I got my “doctorate”
     
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  48. Rootgers

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    Worked out for both of us, I'm a firefighter and you're a professional internet poster
     
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