MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Doesn’t seem like this was thought out well

 

His agent or uncle are about to slide into your DMs DirtBall to explain to you why you are wrong.

 

Announcers are dreading getting dealt a Timbers match with these two.

 

A million for a player with no real position.

Eales playing 3D chess while everyone else plays tic tac toe.

 

Lol. Imagine losing your best player over a $100K raise. Must be tough rooting for the cheap teams in this league.

 

What did RBNJ do now?

 

#Congrats?

 

Only a 6 month loan though

 

Not coming till the summer so they’ll get him on a free

 

Which team is this?

 

SHOTS FIRED!!!

 

Summer Olympics and 2 El Trafficos, Summer 2020 is going to be sick for fans of competitive diving

 

In LA, Chicarito is a bigger deal. Outside of LA, he’s no where close to Zlatan. The argument about service? Hernandez has Pavon and Katai on the wings with a healthy Lleget in the middle. It will be better. ESPNFC have no handle on the MLS.

 

Don’t know if I want chicarito to destroy LAFC and Vela or fall flat on his face. Either way, the battle for the 2nd best Mexican striker in the league will be intense imo.



Also, from da gawd today.....

 

Lol. MLS 3.0 teams. Cutting their best players over thousands of dollars when 4.0 are launching videos with their studs.

 

honestly we just got tired of hearing the Univision guy calling him Yulian

 

Disgusting

 

We got paid more for our 8th best player than you did for your best defender.

 

Only an Atlanta fan would think 650K>1 million.

 

It’s 1.1 million my friend

 

Gotta read that fine print. 650K this year. Then DC will sign Ozil and cut him according to most informed sources.

 

Toronto = Rooins

 

Jozy come home

 

As first reported by user Dirt. Ozil to DC in 21.

 

Would love to see Ozil further prove how much of a waste of talent he is here in MLS.

 

I think Jozy goes to Mexico, there's been a bunch of smoke the last two summers of teams interested

 

can only imagine Liga Mx fans response the first time he missed significant amount of time due to a muscle pull

 

Toronto should cut Jozy and have a go. Rogelio and Pozuelo would dominate.

 

I mean one team sticks out like a sore thumb here....Atlanta (mls 3.0) and marquee, wut?

 

LOL at a “Marquee Matchups” list that doesn’t include RSL. Chicago Fire’s FO still struggling.

 

Must of confused the memo and added Atl instead of RSL probably.

 

Such a steal for $4 million. This kid is so fucking electric. Will either lead Sporting to 4-6ish straight cups, or will be sold for $30 million.

 

Hell of a welcome for MLS’ 3rd best Mexican striker.

 

Soldier field will still be empty

 

After he nailed that first day of interviews I was surprised they let this out.

 

Yea its not a great look. Think he published that to his youtube channel, so club had no control over it.

 

***MLS 5.0***

 

Word of advice to Atlanta, more dogs, less everything else.

 

Better than any goal the senior team will score

 

Shut your mouth you dumb pea

 

*PRESEASON HAS BEGUN*

NYCFC lost to some no name South Americans 2-1.

Atlanta squeaked by some random USL squad 2-1.

 

Hmmm, Gyasi was pretty much the last hole in that squad. Of Adi can poach and not drive 100+ mph piss drunk look out.

 

DC just fleecing the lesser Leastern conf teams:

 

He’s not going to be alive much longer if he doesn’t change

 

#NeverForget

 

Fucking owned