MLS Thread: Dell Out

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    WTF Fraser, you sub out Rubio when he’s sitting on a hatty? Also, Rapids just scuffed and empty netter from 3 out for their 5th.
     
  2. Rootgers

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    The Red Bull gonna fuck around and crash out of the playoffs again
     
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    Sitting here. Sipping bourbon. Loving life. “Hey DonG, why don’t you hit me up with one of those midnight west coach matches?” Oh, you won’t on a Saturday but will have like 4 tomorrow night on a Sunday? Great shit loser.
     
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    I've never understood the MLS strategy of not staggering matches. I understood not playing noon or afternoon games in the heat of summer, but it was 70 and pleasant here all day.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    IIRC, in the early 2010s they did it for 1 season. Probably coincided with MLS Direct Kick (I think that’s what they called it). But then they decided all markets had to play night games to support attendance (Thanks Hou/Dal). Why they will play 4 midnight matches on a Sunday instead of at least one on Saturday makes no damn sense.
     
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    What really pisses me off is outside first kick or decision day they’ve never tried a “whip around” show. Seriously, ESPN can get Twellman, Gomez, Moreno, and Champion to Zoom a show discussing the 8 or so matches happening at once each weekend night.
     
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    Drinking/supporting

     
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    Wtf!? Why were there even Miami fans there?

     
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    There’s nothing to do in Miami
     
  10. Shiggityshwo

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    cringed as soon as I saw Miles made that remark, it's the classic mentality that comes from losing teams, seen it time and time again with UNC football when we play one of the in state schools
     
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    The collective blood pressure of Heath+Vermes in game has to be like 450/225.
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Dirt’s BP right now would make these gents blush.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Awful fucking half of soccer. 15 shots to 1. Melia didn’t move more than 6 feet the whole 45. SKC will totally lose this guaranteed.
     
  14. Shiggityshwo

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    kind of half watching looking up when it sounds like somethings happening, thought that Gerso miss was a replay for a second
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Well they’ve only done it like 10 fucking times so far.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    I’m legit gonna burn down this whole country
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Zusi with the pass of the year. My fuck.
     
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    VAR says...-Goal is...GOOD
     
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    Congrats Latif. Sad it will come in like a 5-0 humiliation.
     
  25. DirtBall

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    FUCCK
     
  26. DirtBall

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    YOU
     
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    Ugh. What is defending?
     
  29. DirtBall

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    God damn I love Callum so much

     
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    Nice bounce back for LAFC
     
  31. DirtBall

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    FUCCK YOU
     
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  33. Rootgers

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    10 points out of the shield race
     
  34. Arrec Bardwin

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    [​IMG]
     
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  35. Shiggityshwo

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    Atlanta is currently a playoff team, this league is bonkers
     
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    Allocation Ranking Order
    1. FC Cincinnati
    2. Vancouver Whitecaps FC
    3. Orlando City SC
    4. Sporting Kansas City
    5. Columbus Crew SC
    6. Houston Dynamo
    7. Montreal Impact
    8. Chicago Fire
    9. Colorado Rapids
    10. San Jose Earthquakes
    11. New England Revolution
    12. FC Dallas
    13. New York Red Bulls
    14. Portland Timbers
    15. Philadelphia Union
    16. Minnesota United FC
    17. LA Galaxy
    18. Real Salt Lake
    19. D.C. United
    20. New York City FC
    21. Nashville SC
    22. Toronto FC
    23. Seattle Sounders
    24. LAFC
    25. Inter Miami CF
    26. Atlanta Unite
     
  37. Andy Reocho

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  38. Iron Mickey

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    y tho
     
  39. Shiggityshwo

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  40. DirtBall

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    What an assist from Wondo
     
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    quickest review ever

    really nice footwork there
     
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    Does MLS not have goal line technology?
     
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    Quakes could actually win this game but not likely
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Ref needs to murder himself for that whistle
     
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    I think I remember that not every stadium ( cough cough NYC) could set it up right so no one has it.
     
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  46. Wu

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    can u not
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Look at this hipster hating on the GOATest USA player ever.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    DoNt GiVe CrEdIt To ThIs OnE tWo

     
  49. DirtBall

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    La Pantera was such a beast. As always #FuckVaginamo but you gotta laugh at the club (who as prev noted traded Wondo and Kei for nothing at all) that turned down $6-8 million for him 2 years ago only to sell him for $1.5 now.