MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. SugarShaun

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  2. SugarShaun

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    I can’t believe Toronto didn’t score there
     
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    Houston running the train.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Almiron you fuck. I captained him on my fantasy team.
     
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    I’m starting to get really triggered they keep saying “Ellis” and not “el-Leez”
     
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    Video review is fucking stupid
     
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    Beckerman looks ridiculous
     
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    Please just relegate ATL Utd now
     
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    Atlolanta
     
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    Nice goal
     
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    Dat Rossi doe
     
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    Dat Miller Doe
     
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    Clear penalty
     
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    Clear af. MLS tries to hand Seattle a chance and they shit themselves. Who’s surprised? No one.

    NO OTHER CLUBBBBB!!!!!
     
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    Davies with a goal and assist. Hoping he explodes this year.
     
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    Villa is so great
     
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    Flipping back an forth between the oscars and I keep having to remind myself that KC isn't wearing blue for some reason
     
  19. Corky Bucek

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  20. Rootgers

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    Ten reds in 10 matches this opening weekend, glad to see the refs are in midseason form
     
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    Entertaining Week 1.

    I knew Atlanta might struggle defensively and have to win some 3-2 type games, but they might have to change it up. Losing Carmona was big for them. They have no real bite in the midfield. Nagbe isn't a real defensive player and McCann doesn't do anything for me in the midfield. More of a sub type. Gonzales Pirez can play, but combined 70 years of age in Larentowitz and Parkhurst doesn't inspire confidence at all. They might have to move Nagbe further up field, but the midfield is too crowded. Really need a ground cover #6 and another CB if they are going to challenge for trophies this year.

    NYCFC looked real strong to me.

    Crew surprised me. They looked dangerous and Berhalter has a system that produces.

    Curious to see how Orlando looks with their full compliment of players. No Sasha, no Dwyer, no Ille lon Saturday.

    Glad to see more youth get a chance, but disappoint Carleton didn't play in a blow-up and Pomykol has been MIA and those are the two best attacking youth prospects in MLS. Hope Durkin stays in DCU plans.
     
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    Sporting needs to get a #9 in the worst of ways
     
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    Robles playing out of his mind so far
     
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    Tidy finish by BWP for the 2nd
     
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    BWP scores goals
     
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    Such a veteran move by Adams
     
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    Still will be an uphill climb for TFC going to Tigres up 2-1, but it could've been worse.
     
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    Fuck yeah TFC
     
  33. DirtBall

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    That was an insanely good match once it opened up in the 2nd. Don’t know if TFC did enough to go to Tigres and get a result but if any MLS side could they’re the ones. Doubt I finish this Flounders match tonight, will have to pick it up tomorrow.
     
  34. prerecordedlive

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    Prior to last night, in 74 times MLS clubs have faced Liga MX clubs since 2008, they’ve won 12 times.

    3 for 3 is a big fucking deal. NYRB result is massive. Think I’d cry if we had an all MLS final and I despise Toronto and NYRB.
     
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    Lol. This fucking guy. I could never imagine getting so obsessively bent out of shape over a god damn mls team.
     
  36. SugarShaun

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    PSV announces they are focused on a site that it further from downtown Austin than MAPFRE is from downtown Columbus minutes after the media day ends. At least it wasn't right before this time leaving players/coach left to answer questions like each previous time I guess.
     
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  38. Wu

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    It’s considered north Austin but it’s awesome for me because I live north of town

    It’s near a higher end commercial district called the domain

    If you want to fly out here to raise your crew banner and curse out the ownership, you have a room free of charge at my place available to you
     
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    I’d feel safer if TFC and Seattle had got an extra goal. What’s the MLS’ record @ Mexico, do you know? That RBNY result was huge. Our clubs go down there and just melt in the last 20-30 every damn time it seems.
     
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    Yeah they're fucked
     
  41. Rootgers

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    According to ESPN:

    The New York Red Bulls picked up a historic Champions League win on Tuesday night, winning 2-0 away to Tijuana to become the first MLS club to win a CONCACAF knockout-stage match in Mexico...

    MLS teams had previously lost 25 of the 30 knockout-stage games in the region's top regional competitions.

    Overall, it was only the third-ever win for an MLS club in any competitive fixture in Mexico -- and first since August 2011 -- after eight draws and 38 defeats. For the Red Bulls, it was their first win in Mexico in eight games.
     
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  42. triceratops

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    TFC is definitely the underdog going to Tigres. Tigres is at worst 2nd best Liga MX team and TFC has to go on the road to a hostile environment basically tied since Tigres got the away goal. Seattle is probably 50-50 or a slight favorite because the didn't give up the away goal and Chivas is bad and the away environment is the least hostile. Red Bulls should be large favorites go through with the 2-0 and 2 away goals playing at home.

    Hope MLS can go 2-1.

    Just winning the 3 games was big. 4ish years ago MLS went 3-0 against Liga MX in the home fixtures and got smashed on the road and went 0-3 across the legs.
     
  43. Wu

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    Please post the weekend schedule

    TY
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    Oh for sure. Tigres is the tops imo. If TFC pulls it out it’ll be amazing. Good thing is RBNY has a huge advantage and Chivas is poop. Also I think the MX sides have to play this weekend and the MLS sides don’t. Poor TFC, even if they do get to advance they’re underdogs again next round vs America.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Wow. Chicago was unable to find a local TV partner. So with less than 24 hours till their home opener they just announced fans in Chicago wont be blocked out and can watch the games on ESPN+ when in launches. Until then they can stream them on MLSSOCCER.com. That’s embarrassing.
     
  46. DirtBall

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    SugarShaun, we need to pool that together and go Scrooge McDuck in it.
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    Meant to quote you last week but forgot. Edited with my picks and brief one sentence write ups. 1-7 in the west and 3-7 in the east are so damn even to me. Tough to call. I’m thinking SKC over Col in the open cup. TFC will squeak past NYC for the cup. LA will beat Seattle in the west finals, NYC will beat Orl in the east finals(TFCs legs finally for out and they limp into the playoffs) and NYC wins the cup.

    And I’d be freaking estatic if RBNY took home the CONCACAF cup for their first ever cup in club history.
     
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  48. Corky Bucek

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    Saturday, March 10

    Columbus vs. Montreal, 1pm, MLSsoccer.com

    New England vs. Colorado, 1:30pm, MLSsoccer.com

    Real Salt Lake vs. LAFC, 3:30pm, Univision, Univision Deportes, Sling Latino, DIRECTV NOW, Sling TV and fuboTV (7-day free trial)

    Houston vs. Vancouver, 6pm, MLSsoccer.com

    Chicago vs. Sporting KC, 6pm, MLSsoccer.com

    New York Red Bulls vs. Portland, 7pm, MLSsoccer.com

    Orlando vs. Minnesota, 7:30pm, MLSsoccer.com



    Sunday, March 11

    Atlanta United vs. DC United, 3pm, ESPN, ESPN3, ESPN Deportes+, DIRECTV NOW and Sling Orange (7-day free trial)

    NYCFC vs. LA Galaxy, 5pm, MLSsoccer.com
     
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  49. SugarShaun

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  50. DirtBall

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    I think I like the funeral kits better than Sportings black argyles. Montreal looks shitty, they should trade Piatti to a contender.
     
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