MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Perfect example of a Zardes goal.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Fuck me that’s a hell of a volley
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    Zardes just passed his goal total from last year
     
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    What the fuck are you doing Toledo????
     
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  7. MODEVIL

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    Offside imo
     
  8. DirtBall

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    No opinion needed, 2 clear offsides.



     
  9. SugarShaun

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    The save Steffen had not long before their 2nd was pretty fantastic. Close range header
     
  10. triceratops

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    Did they not review that 2 clear offsides.
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Couldn’t find a replay on twitter oddly enough. Looked.
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Nope. There was a questionable PK earlier he refused to review as well.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    This LA front line is exciting
     
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  14. SugarShaun

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    I couldn’t either. Defense was in shambles the 2nd half. Failed to clear the ball out of the box, someone heads it back post and someone is there and heads it toward goal from like 3 yards out and Steffen dove and saved it
     
  15. DirtBall

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    First time in franchise history RSL gives up 5 at home. Also here’s the PK that wasn’t reviewed:

     
  17. DirtBall

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    There was an orange ball warning in Brideview but it looks like it’ll be clear. SKC-Chi and Van-Hou getting ready to kick off.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Holy shit. Our DP just scored. I didnt know they were allowed to do that.
     
  19. MODEVIL

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    LAFC looking pretty strong
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    #ThatsMyDP

     
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  22. Rootgers

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    My bad.

    Ben Mines is 17 btw, hit em with that twist n' shout
     
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  23. football501

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    So.....this SKC Chicago game has gone mad
     
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  24. DirtBall

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT NUT FUCKS!!!!
     
  25. Andy Reocho

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    This is the game in FM where you say “it was a good one for the neutrals, I hate my defense”
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Wow. If you’re going to watch 45 mins of MLS this week make it the second half of that match. In fucking sane.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    We’re 1/17th into the season, Sportings allowed about 1/6th of last years total goals already.
     
  28. snowfx2

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  29. Jim Brockmire

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    Who doesn't like a good souvenir?
     
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  30. Wu

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    Both Pinho and Molino stretchered off in the MNU-OCSC game

    Both probably did their knees unfortunately
     
  31. Rootgers

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    Red Bulls with the big dick 2nd team
     
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  34. DirtBall

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  36. SugarShaun

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    I love the Crew. Fuck off Precourt and Garner
     
  37. Rootgers

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    RBNY B-team stomps Portland 4-0

    [​IMG]
     
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  38. OZ

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    Portland might have the worst defense in the league. They look fucking atrocious at least once every 10 minutes.
     
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  39. SugarShaun

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    *Puts on tin foil hat*

     
  40. DirtBall

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    What’s everyone’s percents for the MLS clubs to advance tomorrow and Wed?

    RBNY - 90% (Just don’t bunker for 90. Play your game, play smart. Tij has a shitty attack. They’ll be fine)

    TFC - 20% (Tigres will score 3 times. Just way too talented. Seba will have to take over for them to advance.)

    Seattle - 60% (Chivas is such shit right now. They should be fine down there. It’s an MLS side in Mexico so it’s hard to go above 50% but a couple things. The Chivas fans are pissed and I don’t think it will be the typical atmosphere and Estadio Chivas is pretty new and modern and doesn’t have that concacafy feel to it. I think they can do it.)
     
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  41. Rootgers

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    0% chance RBNY advances, because they're the Red Bulls.
     
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  42. triceratops

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    Good point
     
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  43. Rootgers

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    [​IMG]
     
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  44. Arrec Bardwin

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    Does this guy not know what a season ticket is?
     
  45. SugarShaun

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    Season ticket numbers are an issue. There definitely aren’t that many season tickets.
     
  46. snowfx2

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    Hell of a counter goal by NYRB there
     
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  47. Rootgers

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  48. snowfx2

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    This save is outrageous from Robles

     
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  49. DirtBall

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    Looks like they’ve shaken off the butterflies. As long as they don’t tighten up down the stretch they’re golden.
     
  50. Rootgers

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    Tighten up down the stretch is Jesse March's middle name
     
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