MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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  2. Rootgers

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    Even worse are the non-recent expansion teams sitting at 0%.
     
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  4. triceratops

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    Good deal for Galaxy and MLS. No transfer. $1.5 per year for Zlatan.
     
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    So how much money is the league funneling to Zlatan through “endorsements”?
     
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  7. snowfx2

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    Yeah I bet it's a Beckham like deal in the end when it comes to jersey sales, endorsements, etc.

    Now if we could get rid of Gio, that would be great.
     
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    So he's already in town? Any chance he plays tomorrow?
     
  11. DirtBall

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    No. Next week vs LAFC on the Fox national broadcast.
     
  12. Mix

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    I love that man
     
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    I wonder if he’s going to travel to away matches at all. I’m sure he won’t step on a turf field at all.
     
  14. triceratops

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    The funny thing is he doesn’t fit with their squad at all, but worth it for the YOLO
     
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    straight elbowed ole boy in the face, was gawking at roof so I didn't see it but the VAR gave me time to piss and get back for PK :mulletsmug:
     
  17. DirtBall

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    In the replies someone said it’s the second time a VAR red card has been rescinded after the fact.
     
  18. DirtBall

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  19. Corky Bucek

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    MLS social media must read this board since I posted the title yesterday.
     
  20. Rootgers

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    Its going to be beautiful
     
  21. snowfx2

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    Durkin watch
     
  22. DirtBall

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    Pipa just became the 20th member of the 50/50 club. All as part of the Crew.
     
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    Get to watch my fave MLS team Quakes play my fave Mexican team Club León at Avaya , looks Landon will be starting
     
  24. snowfx2

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  25. DirtBall

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    Just an insane ball. Lampson muat have nightmares about RBNY.
     
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  26. Rootgers

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    Muyl with a goal and that absurd pass, maybe we should roast him online every week.
     
  27. Gunners

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    Incredibly overrated player and has 19 lives as a coach, fuck Ben Olsen

     
  28. DirtBall

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    THATS WHAT WE FUCKING DO
     
  29. DirtBall

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  30. DirtBall

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    Previous high was 56
     
  32. DirtBall

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    I like these DP things. We should get a couple more.
     
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  34. Wu

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    A soccer morning talk show in Austin already theorizing about team names now that they think they have the stadium site locked in

    I’m still calling BS on this and that it’s posturing but I’m more than likely wrong
     
  35. SugarShaun

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    Based on how they’re handling things in Columbus it’s definitely not posturing. He’s all in on Austin and Garber is with him
     
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  36. Homo Erectus

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    We could have used him last season when we still had a defense.
     
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  37. snowfx2

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    And I think if somehow Austin fell through, Precourt would just turn his attention towards another city to move the Crew unfortunately.
     
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    He can’t. At least until after the 10th year he’s owned the club. They put in a clause saying that when he bought. So if it falls through he can start working now for a city that’ll actually want them in 2024.
     
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  41. Andy Reocho

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    I'm sure he would
     
  42. IAHusk

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    I don't say this often, David, but dream a little smaller.
     
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  43. snowfx2

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    Miami isn't even starting until probably 2021. And they could do way better than Rooney. Euros and Latinos love Miami, he could get 3 Miguel Almiron types easily if they spend.
     
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  44. Andy Reocho

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    Seems like a lot better business move, but since it's Miami, they're going to gun for the big names
     
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  45. Jim Brockmire

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    I love the guy, but I'm 99% certain that Wayne Rooney would drop dead in the gangway at Miami airport from heat stroke. :laugh:
     
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