MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    I like the schtick of bias officiating for the big clubs but that was an awful performance tonight. The non red card for miller was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
     
  2. Rootgers

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    Hahaha Taxi was calling him a baby
     
  3. Rootgers

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    Was Villalba trying to touch tips?
     
  4. DirtBall

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    1:40-3:00 minutes. Egregious errors. VAR not even checked. We all wonder why?

     
  5. DirtBall

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    Friendly reminder, the Houston Vaginamos had a striker duo of Wondo and Kei at one point. They traded these 2 hall of famers for something called Abe Thompson and Cam Weaver. 267 combined goals, #1 and #5 all time and they traded them 2 guys that scored a combined 13 TOTAL goals for them. What a pathetic fucking franchise. Hahahahaha.
     
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  6. Rootgers

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    Dirt, I think the internet has been down in the Georgia area since last night
     
  7. Rootgers

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    JK, they're busy spamming Taxi's Instagram like a bunch of teenage Taylor Swift fans
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Biased list is biased

     
  9. Shiggityshwo

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    5 games in 15 days we're all exhausted and need some rest
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Pretty sure this happened like 6 years ago sal
     
  12. MODEVIL

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    Did you forget the link? Farewell legend.

     
  13. DirtBall

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    It appears I did. TYFYS.
     
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    A career like Sal Zizzo’s deserves multiple retirement posts, certainly.
     
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    But how could we discuss Sam Zizzo without looking at his greatest achievement: The Benny Feilhaber show

    USMNT hero’s



    JT + ex neighbor = classic show



    Rockin that AC78. Collin->Goat
    (Fucking LoL, all he ever talks about is American guys wear flip flops). Amazin.



    How gay do you have to be to not want to call Sam and Ben:

     
  16. DirtBall

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    Yikes
     
  17. El_Pato

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    Zizzo was so good in that u20 WC
     
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    #SportingForAll

     
  21. DirtBall

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    With a name like that it’s a lock that he’s heading to Seattle or Atlanta. :roll:

     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Insane clearance
     
  23. IAHusk

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    MacMath got lucky there. Etienne could have scored if hadn't bailed out to avoid running into him.
     
  24. Rootgers

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    Ah, its a classic "we have no idea what to do against a bunkering opponent so we'll dominate possession, create very few actual chances, and give up a couple goals" game
     
  25. Rootgers

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    Btw the posts and crossbar on the north side of the stadium may have more saves (against both teams) than Robles this year.
     
  26. IAHusk

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    Lol

    More of an own goal than a pure deflection.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    No way that was on goal before the deflection. Gotta go with OG.
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Wow. I’ve heard people say he’s “the best goalkeeper in major league soccer”
     
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    That was p not smart imo
     
  30. Rootgers

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    He says all kinds of stuff
     
  31. Rootgers

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    Great set piece, guys
     
  32. Shiggityshwo

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    YEAH IT'S NOT VERY FUN IS IT

    jerk
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Wow. Just checked with my sources to see why Lawrence isn’t playing tonight. I guess he had to stay home because his babysitter ditched him:

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    We do this all the time. I'm no statistician, but our actual wins against bad teams has to be well under expectation.

    I've said it for years now, I don't know why more teams don't just bunker up and let us have possession, because we can't beat you playing that way.
     
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  36. Rootgers

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    Pride, I guess.
     
  37. IAHusk

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    This crossing, woof.
     
  38. Rootgers

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    Kyle Duncan is terrible
     
  39. Rootgers

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    Robles is my hero
     
  40. IAHusk

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    Lol that would have been an amazing end to this game.
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Why tf didn’t Hwang center that ball to the unmarked guy at the 18? Good god guy.
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Headline:

    Hapless Bestern Conference Cellar Dwellers Get Easy Result at Leastern Conference Elites.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    #RelegateTheLeast
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    Oh my lord...

     
  46. DirtBall

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    If this league was run by anyone but bigoted DonG this pathetic team and their sexually harassing (AND RACIST) ownership group would be relegated or better yet disbanded. Instead they constantly get the AtlU treatment (non existence PKs and opponent RCs every week). SAD and SICK times for the MLS.





     
  47. TheFreak55

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  48. DirtBall

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    As long as you a Nazi, you cool. #SoccerForBigots. DonG’s league. SMDH.

     
  49. DirtBall

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    I’ll check the rule books, but I don’t think you win MLS cup by getting your ass beat by a subpar and short handed RBNJ team. Again, I’ll check the books.
     
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    “HEY FRANDS, remember when Almiron won us this trophy!?!?!?”