MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    God damn

     
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    Really digging that rainbow goal net
     
  3. OZ

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    Fernandez, 45 minutes.

    2 goals
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    Caps are bringing it today, backheel assist.

     
  5. OZ

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    Played so far*

    He only has 1 this game
     
  6. OZ

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    Never mind

    Goal #2 this game

    Union with hilarious giveaway
     
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  7. OZ

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    52 minutes of MLS game time

    3 goals. Absolutely electric with runs that are going to be given the league fits with Blanco and Valeri around him.
     
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    Hmmm, I seem to recall an extremely knowledgeable (and well endowed) poster in the MLS thread telling everyone for a month that he is going to destroy this league. Looks like that poster is once again proven correct.
     
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    Let Chara and Flores sit in front of the back 4 and then you have the trio of Valeri/Polo/Blanco to run the counters with Fernandez finishing everything. And they basically okay the entire second half of the season at home. Big things getting ready to happen in stump town.

     
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    IIRC the Timbers still have never had a hat trick in club history. Fernandez will have a second 45 to see if he can fix that in his first start.
     
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    Field up in Minnesota is looking almost “Sporting Park nice”. Basically the highest compliment sod can receive.
     
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  12. Rootgers

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    We're so terrible
     
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    Block or Charge?

     
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  15. OZ

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    Valeri sends them home.

    Union, 3 goals given up in last 6 games.

    Tonight? 3 allowed
     
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    Outside of their opener the union have given up multiple goals only 3 times. SKC, LAG, and PTFC. What conference are those teams from? I can’t remember.
     
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    With Fernandez occupying both CBs all game long Valeri and Blanco will be given this shot all season.

     
  18. Wu

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    Took those two defenders’ manhood
     
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    DonG is fucking amazing at scrubbing the internet of videos of controversial calls. Trying to find good looks of the stoppage time “handball” given to DC and can’t.
     
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    this happens every fucking game, someone teach me how to chance my location so I can get ESPN. this is an absolute joke with flo

     
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  22. Rootgers

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    Get a VPN
     
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  24. Rootgers

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    A lot of really good goals this week. Will be a close race for goal of the week
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Guys, let’s review the data:

    LAG>ORL
    RSL>ATL
    LAFC>MNT
    PTFC>PHL
    COL>CC

     
  26. DirtBall

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    Did Atlanta score a mediocre goal? Cause that’s the one that would win.
     
  27. Rootgers

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    Are they still doing that?
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Yes. The “all star 11” is nothing but their sub par but extremely expensive players.
     
  29. Rootgers

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    ATL guys, what's the deal with Carleton?
     
  30. DirtBall

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    He’d rather spend time in the “club” than the practice field. Just another young promising American YOUTH ruined in that “academy”.
     
  31. Shiggityshwo

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    and yet no Miles what in the world

    has a lot of growing up to do
     
  32. DirtBall

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    You got no one but your own compadres to blame for that bb.
     
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    also to expound on the Carleton situation, Pereira seems to have taken his spot as the developmental forward
     
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    Ugh, another prime time national TV game. What could possibly go wrong?
     
  37. DirtBall

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    OMG, fuck this league, lost points 2 weeks ago due to a VAR handball call when Russell’s hand was against his hip. Right there, outstretched arm, ball clearly hits it, no VAR.
     
  38. DirtBall

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    What the fuck a second raised arm!!!! Reminder Penso is the same prick that rigged the LAFC-FCD match last week. Def one of DonG’s stooges.
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Fuck the fuck off penso.
     
  40. DirtBall

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    JOHNNY FUCKING RUSSELL. Shit on that Penso
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Preach it Danielle!!!
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Christ, Croizet pulled his hammy. At least that means GIANLUCA time.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Rowe do something with your life for a change. Besler with an amazing pass.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Most goals from outside the box in MLS. Would of bet a lot of money Vela would be #1.

     
  45. DirtBall

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    But that’s NOT a yellow after what you pulled earlier? Sure.
     
  46. Homo Erectus

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    Is he capable of putting a fucking ball on frame?
     
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    Not even attempting to hide the one sidedness just like last week with LAFC-FCD.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Fucking love Danielle, calling Penso and Seattle out in their shit.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT
     
  50. DirtBall

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT