MLS Thread: Galaxy MLS Champs x 6

geeeeeez, cursed year Galaxy

 

God damnit LA

 

Is it possible to hate a team more than St Louis? One of life’s mysteries I guess.

 

elder Sullivan taking advantage of some typical Miami defensive shoddiness

 

Woah. When did Phang become an ally?

 

Pawl, DEI is turning all the snakes gay!!!!!

 

Defending from the Crew has been ass

 

Think it’s going to get pretty dusty in here pretty soon.

 

Miami getting dooped on

 

Does Messi and crew retire mid season out of shame? They’re going to get destroyed in the CWC.

 

Social media saying there were a lot of fights in SD after the match

 

Didn’t even last till his chant. The stadium announcer tried reading a statement and he couldn’t get through it. Not a lot of dry eyes:

 

Leo with the fuck all yall fk

 

Sporting is so bad they make Porter look like a competent coach.

 

welcome to the club dirt

 

What happened to the Doop?

 

doop you fucking nerds

 

maaaaaaan you have to put that on goal

^ doop header off target at the death

 

3 95th minute goals to change match outcomes today (so far)

 

Moon Boy with the assist and goal 4 minutes in against the Caps

 

Even he can’t miss from there

 

Damn. Wanted to see what Gregg could cook up with him Gutierrez and Mamba.

 

We almost had a hilarious goal

 

PENAL!!!!

 

Gonna cry again

 

HOKY FUCK!!!

 

He has 2 feet to cover, wtf keeper
Also, Twitter compression is such shit.

 

rsl may wanna put someone bigger on White, manhandled that kid on the corner header

 

caps draw the pk, 2-2

*** mls after dark intensifies ***

 

fuck it's not even dark there yet

 

What the fuck is VAR doing here!? They showed the guy was off by like 3 feet.

 

Damn. They just spent so much energy on the come back that their legs weren’t there to finish it. Oh well. Better to kiss your sister than fuck a pillow or however it goes.

 

Pablo the mastermind

 

lol. Of all people to choose as your favorite player:

Update:

— Minnesota United FC (@mnufc.com) 2025-05-25T02:48:40.669Z

 

Atl for Sunday Night Soccer? Dong, what are you doing man?

 

What’s that nazi Heinze up to nowadays?

 

caps are inevitable, I guess

 

The Whitecaps are Thanos

 

Shiggys starting to think like me. Might be time to get your head checked friend.

 

I like the effort from the kid

Brian Gutiérrez is sent off after throwing an elbow #cf97

— Colin (@ufcol.in) 2025-05-25T19:42:44.886Z

 

We’re all proud of you DC

 

You’ll never sing that

 

The 1920 factory worker teams that they’re always talking about probably had more technical ability than these dweebs.

 

Oh hey. They automatically switched from the countdown show to the match for me. Don’t think I remember that happening in the past.

 

well would ya look at Mira with the nice ball

 

ball went through two Cincy wicks

 

I go to take a shower and come back to a competent Atlanta. What in tarnation?