MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. prerecordedlive

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    I think anyone would've taken 1-1 had you offered it beforehand. Great result. Disappointing to concede late.

    Hopefully the Canadians are as hostile towards the Mexicans. 59,000 in that stadium will be amazing.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Missed the game live but rewatchedo it. Great result at Azteca. Was so close to being 1-0 win, also that fucking Concacaf BS no fucking red card call. How does that make any sense? Hopefully the Canadians bring some batteries and piss filled balloons to return the hospitality back to club America.
     
  3. Champ

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    I'll be there. Can't wait.
     
  4. shawnoc

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    And lasers to shine in the goalie's face every time he takes a goal kick or punts the ball.
     
  5. Cza

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    Impressive first 25 minutes out of NYCFC tonight. Keeper assist to the other team where our CB crotched himself on the post followed by a red 3 minutes later. Save us Super Frank.
     
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  6. Sam Elliott

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    NYCFC has some big weaknesses, especially if Villa isn't going to be available every match and Mix is getting hurt too. Interested to see what Frank brings after playing this EPL season
     
  7. Corky Bucek

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    Nearly half of the players in MLS were born outside of the US and Canada – a total of 236 players hailing from Central America, South America, Africa, Europe, Asia, Australia and the Caribbean. Argentina and England claim the most MLS representation, providing the league with 22 players each. Standouts include Argentine maestros Javier Morales (RSL), Diego Valeri (POR), Ignacio Piatti (MTL) and English stalwarts Bradley Wright-Phillips (NYRB), Dom Dwyer (SKC) and Liam Ridgewell (POR). The two countries are followed by Brazil (19), Jamaica (18), France (15) and Colombia (14) in contributing the greatest number of players.

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  8. DirtBall

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    Sporting v Houston. With Collin at Orlando I wonder who will start the fight tonight? I'm thinking Espinoza.
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Don't know who I hate more, Alex Morgan's piece of shit husband Carrasco who may be the worst player I've ever seen in a KC uniform or Sydney Leroux hot ass for breaking Dom. If it wasn't for Rapinoe Id be so anti-uswnt.
     
  10. DirtBall

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    SportingKC 2015, worst team in the mls or WOAT team in the mls?
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Krisztián Németh, a fucking diamond in the turd that is sporting KC.
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Add in a handball to bring the ball down before the non foul that leads to the match winner. Way to keep your title as worst officiated league in the world mls....
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Benny Feilhaber has such an enormous dick...insane match....
     
  14. DirtBall

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    I've watched thousands of soccer matches in my life and I've never seen anything as crazy as that sporting-Dynamo match. If you can avoid spoilers and watch it in full on mls live Id recommend it.
     
  15. SugarShaun

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    Philly really sucks
     
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  16. SugarShaun

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    That was the best the Crew looked so far this season (after the first 15-18 minutes which was sloppy and awful from both sides) but 4-1 and it was more one sided than that.

    Hadn't seen them yet so I had no idea Philly was that bad.
     
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  17. steamengine

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    Rewatching this HOU-KC match. Insane.
     
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  18. snowfx2

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    Bradford Jamieson damn son
     
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  19. Sam Elliott

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    Transfer Watch: New York Red Bulls reportedly offer contract to Liverpool defender Kolo Toure
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    Could another Liverpool player be joining Steven Gerrard in Major League Soccer this summer?

    Longtime English Premier League defender Kolo Toure was reported on Saturday to have been offered a contract by the New York Red Bulls, with English outlet the Daily Mirror claiming that the Eastern Conference leaders have offered the former Ivory Coast international a two-year deal that would begin this summer.

    The 34-year-old Toure has spent the last 13 years in England, playing for Arsenal from 2002-2009 before moving to Manchester City, where he spent four seasons before moving to Liverpool in the summer of 2013. He has 20 appearances in all competitions for Liverpool this season, with 11 of those coming in the Premier League.

    Toure – who played with former Red Bull Thierry Henry for five years at Arsenal – will reportedly be out of contract at the end of the EPL season.

    Toure made over 100 appearances for the Ivory Coast national team, playing for Les Elephantsin the 2006, 2010 and 2014 World Cups and helping the team to the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations title before announcing his international retirement in February.
     
  20. Handcuffed

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    Jozy with an awesome job to settle the ball there before scoring his brace
     
  21. shawnoc

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    We need a center back like nobody's business. Even if it's to teach Miazga what he's doing out there.
     
  22. Handcuffed

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    fuck long throws
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    Once again, seattle leads the fucking world in piece of crap shitty ass lucky goals to win a match. Fuck this.
     
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  24. TheSkeeter

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    Portland outside of Nagbe is hard to watch. They look like they should be fun, but they just aren't.
     
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    :loldog:
     
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  26. NoNatty

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    Without Valeri they're painful to watch. Zero creativity on offense.
     
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  27. DirtBall

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    Most know that I don't like Porter at all but put a healthy Valeri in the middle with a bunch of athletic nogs around him making runs and PortlNd will be the most exciting team in the MLS again in 2 weeks. They struck gold with valeri and went way too deep in the Argentinia pool last year but hopefully ur roto sees the bench and Adi gets every start from here on out
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Sporting switching up the argyles. Hopefully this causes them to reflect on their shit play this season.



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  29. snowfx2

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    Montreal/America about to kickoff on FS2 and UniMas
     
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  30. snowfx2

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    Montreal scores early again, Olympic Stadium is electric
     
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  31. prerecordedlive

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    I see the officiating is only slightly improved.
     
  32. prerecordedlive

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    Ok wayyyyyy too many warnings. CA shoulder-checking every chance they get.
     
  33. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    CA spics acting like a bunch of faggots :shocker:
     
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  34. prerecordedlive

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    They're getting away with a lot of horse shit once again.
     
  35. tne

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    this turf is the best thing to ever happen to MLS
     
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  36. TheSkeeter

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    Such shit defending this half
     
  37. SugarShaun

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    That went to shit in a hurry
     
  38. prerecordedlive

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    Christ. The obvious red card that wasn't given in the first changed the outcome of this game. Fuck CONCACAF once again.
     
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  39. snowfx2

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    And in the end, it's Club America vs. one of the worst teams in MLS. and throw in some BS reffing both legs.

    Pretty strong group for next year's CCL: LA, Seattle, DC, RSL, Vancouver. Hopefully they take the group stage seriously.
     
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  40. Champ

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    How the fuck can the CONCACAF even claim that it's impartial? Such horseshit. First game should've been 1-0, not 1-1, our goaltender never should've been suspended, and then they pull every fucking shit possible from the book in this game. Mexico plays as dirty as possible, and we end up the game with thrice that yellow cards. Absolute fucking bullshit.
     
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  41. Champ

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    Feel like fucking crying. Fuck that sucks...So close...
     
  42. SugarShaun

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  43. snowfx2

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  44. SugarShaun

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    Well this sucks
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Sporting sucking ass once again, at least they look really good doing it.
     
  46. teel

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    NYC is pretty brutal when guys are hurt, all of the depth is expansion draft players :ohnoes:
     
  47. Andy Reocho

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  48. snowfx2

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    NYC/Seattle game has been pretty good
     
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  49. Corky Bucek

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    Deuce with a weak effort, but it goes in. Nice work from Oba to get it going.
     
  50. snowfx2

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    Wow great team goal by Seattle, Dempsey with a sweet back heel assist
     
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