MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

QUICK DIRT DON'T LOOK

 

MVB

 

#blessed

 

I am entertained guys

 

Well, that was an entertaining 45 - no way I can go to sleep now so here’s to a fun second half.

 

Thank the heavens that DonG the intellectual, in all of his wisdom, decide to play this match at midnight instead of prime time. Wouldn’t want casual fans stumbling in on this one.

 

Stu cumming just a little bit at Pavon’s meg

 

Oh Jimmy

 

How long have I been saying Zimmerman is a 10?

 

Game on

 

Nice, more goals the better

 

there he is

 

This would be fun if I didn’t care who wins.

 

Can confirm

 

It is

 

That’s bad bad defending

 

I forgot they got Rodriguez

 

TIL Joe Corona is still a professional soccer player

 

Bob played Vela 90 on Wednesday in a blowout smh

 

Boooo Vela going out

 

Oh jeez

 

Pity Vela

that's a bummer

 

Smart choice not to keep playing him.

 

Rodriguez already looks like a major upgrade over Horta

 

When will they bring up this:

 

Oh mylanta

 

So fucking close

 

Dimonde has the touch of Lukaku

 

squeaky bum time for the Galaxy

 

I’m fading faster than LAG’s back line.

 

this Rodriguez kid has some zest

 

Like this kid

 

Kid looks good

 

Atuesta has been much better this half.

 

He and Kaye have had all the space in the world this half to do whatever they want

 

Send him off

 

Can’t believe this ended in a draw

 

Both teams kinda ran out of gas I think

Edit: Zlatan confirms he got tired

 

Indeed

 

Think LAFC wins it if Vela doesn't come off hurt

 

Alexi proclaims this the biggest rivalry in MLS. I believe he is now banned from the PNW.

 

El Trafico >>>>>>>>>>

 

Story is Dallas kicked the visiting Houston fans out in the 80th minute because they “wanted them to leave before the home fans.” What kind of bullshit is that?

 

Woah

 

2.2 ppg would put them at 75 total on the year. 4 better than RBNJ for 2nd all time (LAFC of pace for 78). Stejkal did point this out though