MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Wait, the Loons are sitting both Quintero and Ibarra? I guess props to them, no need to play your good players in a meaningless game. Shits not even on TV.
     
  2. IAHusk

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    Lol that is 100% a foul.
     
  3. IAHusk

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    Oh shit. Game on.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    It’s always nice when you can get some entertainment out of an exhibition.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Are the Loons going to bring in their best player?
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Ike to CF. It. Is. Time.
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Boxall is one dumb cunt
     
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    Ike doesn’t deserve these losers
     
  11. Arrec Bardwin

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    More trophies this year than known loser Dirtball’s team has in four years.

    :feelsgoodman:
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Yawn. Wake me up when you actually win something that matters (the shield).
     
  13. DirtBall

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    They can’t, Atl has yet to prove they are the best team via the factors that decide the best team in every soccer league in the world. But hey!!! DonG loves that they hate things like “Ending Gun Violence” and “Anti-Fascism” down in “hot”lanta.
     
  15. Festus McBadass

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    Let the hate flow through you DirtBall
     
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  16. DirtBall

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    Trust me my dear. I love the fact you get excited over made up “cups”. It tickles my
    Pickle in ways Dante’s mom could never imagine. Some day (maybe) your “team” will prove themselves the best in the league over an entire year (the shield). You’ve yet to do that, and in no way prove that you will in the future. Winning make believe trophies is fun. But some of us are for the real shit.
     
  17. Shiggityshwo

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  18. Arrec Bardwin

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    ....I’m mad....I’m really mad

    This is my interpretation of your rambling.

    Thank you and goodnight.

    Signed,
    Champions of the U.S.A and México
     
  19. DirtBall

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  21. DirtBall

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    Bein Sports using BS the Podcast to “break” stories:

     
  22. DirtBall

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    ESPNmx using BS the Podcast to “break” stories:

     
  23. Arrec Bardwin

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    Really sad what people will make up to try and make us look bad.
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Dictatorships how do they work?



     
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    RBNJ gonna fuck around and miss the playoffs
     
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  28. SugarShaun

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    But those attendance numbers :diddydatass:
     
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  29. DirtBall

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    It’s a huge f up not to have sold Elis and Manotas already

     
  30. IAHusk

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    ZLATAN

    Atrocious goalkeeping by Frei
     
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  31. Shiggityshwo

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    Damn forgot this was on, got distracted from my MLS habit with all the football madness this weekend
     
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  32. Shiggityshwo

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    back lines getting burned all over the place
     
  33. IAHusk

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    Hell of a game.
     
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  34. Shiggityshwo

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    I'll say this about your bestern conference shtick dirt, it does appear that the majority of legit stadium atmospheres are on your side of things
     
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  35. Shiggityshwo

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    Toye has come to LA and promptly flopped his balls on the table
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    I questioned Heath for sitting Quintero for that midweek scrimmage but deploying his fresh legs to creampie LAFC was pretty genius. Also, was driving back to KC from my folks house so I played the first half through the radio off ESPN+, pretty nice. Also, Callum>>>>>>>>>
     
  37. snowfx2

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    He’s already been called into the U23 camp, but he deserves a USMNT look come Nations League. (Just wish he never spit on Cannon).




     
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  38. DirtBall

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    “Oh Wow. LAFC’s Fortress, their Kingdom, their Paradise, becomes Minnesota’s Playground. This wasn’t supposed to happen, this shouldn’t happen, it COULDN’T happen. IT HAS HAPPENED. And Minnesota United has become just the second team in MLS history (SKC #1) to claim victory here at Banc of California stadium. A scoreline and headline that just LAUGHS in the face of logic!!!”

    Callum>>>>>>>>>>>
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    Heath=Rodney Dangerfield. His “no respect” card is getting so annoying. You have Ike Opara, of course people respect you.
     
  40. Shiggityshwo

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    definitely found his comment about everybody counting them out kind of weird
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    People saying if the rumors are true it would shatter the transfer record

     
  42. El_Pato

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    So 5 DPs for Beckham? Glad to see the rules are still arbitrary
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    Omg what are they waiting for?

     
  44. DirtBall

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    And here I thought I’d be able to put the bleach down for a night...

    “4. The other team with the Fire in the "they massively underperformed their xG differential and should be a playoff team" pot are Sporting Kansas City, who are fourth in the league by that metric at +11.3 behind LAFC (+37.61), Atlanta (+11.74) and Chicago (+11.73)“
     
  45. xec

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    RSL best LAFC at Banc of California stadium in the 2018 playoffs.
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    In MLS regular season play. Portland also beat them there in open cup. Also, RSL 2018 playoffs....I won’t look

     
  47. DirtBall

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    Since everyone in here is talking bout Salloi lately, check out this:

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    From the most clinical home grown player in league history to this.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Ummm, duh. How is this “interesting”

     
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  49. Shiggityshwo

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    yes I'm sure there was plenty of crossover in the demographics between those two matches
     
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  50. DirtBall

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    Oh shit. I think Vela is the only player to have a better G+A/90