MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Looks like 43 total matches between the two years.
     
  2. Rootgers

    Rootgers Well-Known Member
    FulhamNew York KnicksRutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York Red BullsMiami Marlins

    1st win at Colorado since 07
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  3. Rootgers

    Rootgers Well-Known Member
    FulhamNew York KnicksRutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York Red BullsMiami Marlins

    I might have misheard, but I think Shep Messing might have actually called Etienne "Haitian Messi"
     
  4. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    You can’t have a Manhattan Messi and a Haitian Messi. Too many Messis imo. Back when Peterson Joseph played for Sporting they used to tease him and call him the “Haitian Xavi”. He loved Barca. He was no Xavi. Back when the earthquake happened his mom and (sister I think) got kidnapped and the kidnappers demanded he pay them a ridiculous amount money cause he was a “pro soccer player”. But the dude “only” made like $80K. I don’t know how that whole thing got resolved.
     
  5. Rootgers

    Rootgers Well-Known Member
    FulhamNew York KnicksRutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York Red BullsMiami Marlins

    We have Haitian Messi, Manhattan Messi, Kaku, Milfhunter, and Amerikante
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  6. Rootgers

    Rootgers Well-Known Member
    FulhamNew York KnicksRutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York Red BullsMiami Marlins

    I forgot Taxi
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  7. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    What a line up

     
    clemsonvianj and snowfx2 like this.
  8. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

  9. snowfx2

    snowfx2 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Los Angeles KingsLos Angeles LakersUCLA BruinsLos Angeles GalaxyLos Angeles Rams

  10. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    WTF kind of a tackle was that!?!?
     
  11. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Omg Twellman, you looked up the word “precarious” last night. We get it.
     
  12. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesManchester UnitedUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Wow you have to put that on goal.
     
  13. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    That a ball Armenteros!!!!
     
    OZ likes this.
  14. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful DeadCoors Light

    Tony Meola? Fuck yeah!!!
     
  15. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Some quick googling tells me Blanco was nicknamed “Chuckie” in Argentina. And unless I missed it how hilarious is it that you can run around the pitch with a horror movie mask on but can’t take off your shirt after a goal.
     
    OZ likes this.
  16. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    100th meeting ends in the 100th minute. Perfect.
     
  17. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    tough day for soulfly with both the sounders losing and barcelona (where he once studied abroad for like a month and is now a die hard) losing

    but hey, it's almost seahawks season

    also, dreyer's passion of joan of arc was recently released on blu ray via the criterion collection so he can buy and watch that to distract himself
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  18. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Considering this next one is on FS1 with a 5 o’clock start times I’m guess it’s still 30 mins away from kick off. Going on a beer run, anyone need me to pick something up?
     
  19. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesManchester UnitedUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    That's soft as shit.
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  20. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Trash diving team doing trash dives
     
    Rootgers and DirtBall like this.
  21. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Awful dive, but I'll take it
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Pussy
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    I was looking at his feet before, thought a trip, was a decently solid punch to the chest
     
  24. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Agreed, a pussy dive
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  25. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful DeadCoors Light

    [​IMG]
     
    Where Eagles Dare likes this.
  26. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    :redcard:
     
    TheFreak55 likes this.
  27. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful DeadCoors Light

    but just like pass interference, I'm not sure what you expect when you extend the arm
     
  28. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    This ref looks like David Bowie with Down’s syndrome
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  29. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

  30. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

  31. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt





    SAD!
     
    Rootgers likes this.
  32. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsChelseaAtlanta United

    Maybe y’all should just stop fouling us in the box :smug:
     
    TheFreak55 and Owsley like this.
  33. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Almiron gonna smack the twerp for stealing his goal. How OCs back line can leave both completely unmarked in the box is mind bottling.
     
  34. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesAtlanta UnitedTottenham HotspurGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Typical Josef
     
  35. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Which begs the question. Where the FUCK is my Uri!?!?!?
     
  36. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    P sure it was Barco there
     
  37. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsChelseaAtlanta United

    Think y’all are talking about different plays
     
    Owsley likes this.
  38. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Oh Jesus Christ Dom
     
  39. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Fuck Will Johnson
     
  40. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    That's what happens when your players are on another level skill wise.
     
    MA and Owsley like this.
  41. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Meram!!! Finally. Crazy how much better OC looks when they actually play their best player.
     
    SugarShaun likes this.
  42. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Someone really needs to do something anout the sniper in the stadium. It’s just getting dangerous at this point.
     
  43. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Really hope he fucked up his achilles trying to do a backflip from a phantom elbow.
     
  44. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati RedsCleveland BrownsManchester CityColumbus CrewUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    I got so angry when someone in their thread wanted him benched
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  45. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Uris so good. I’d love to to run double pivot with him and Ilie and keep 80+ possession on the season. Those kids that grow up in La Masia just see the game a pass or two ahead of everyone else.
     
  46. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Knew you would, that’s why I tagged you. Loved watching those teams when Pipa was pulling strings with Meram on one side and Finlay on the other and Kei finishing everything in the middle.
     
    SugarShaun likes this.
  47. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Oh fuck off Miggy. Pointing that you’re going to play it out cause of the injury then trying to chip it forward. Much worse than the dive for the PK imo. And I like Miggy.
     
  48. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Kratz is on. The sniper is going to target Atl’s attacking 1/3 now:
     
  49. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Fuck off Johnson. Pathetic ass human.
     
  50. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesManchester UnitedUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Fucking lol at that reaction after a blatant dive.