MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Tyler who?

 

Wonder if this is real

 

Really think he should go in the summer window to be there for their preseason.

 

Fuck dat

 

I think from their recent form they think they have an actual shot at the cup this year and a big part of that is Adams. He's probably at his best when he was an opposing playmaker midfielder to shadow and shut down. He's done it against Maxi Morales, Almiron, and he did it with the USMNT U20's when they beat Mexico for the 1st time in forever.

 

Looks like Paraguay just got a new best midfielder

 

IIRC both parents are Paraguayan

 

Hello fellow soccer fans. I think I'll just leave my bags in here


Cincinnati's MLS expansion bid: FC Cincinnati announcement Tuesday
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sp...nashville-sacramento-detroit-miami/635835002/

 

I think someone already asked this but how many times do they plan on having?

 

I don't think they have a plan, as long as people keep giving the league money, they'll keep expanding.

 

seems like a good idea

 

The current plan is to get to 28.

 

Haha. Giovinco gets stuffed on a PK that he dove to get.

 

Ball don't lie

 

Elis just put on a Black panther mask after he scored.

 

Is there a reason, as an ESPN+ subscriber, I couldn't watch Houston-NYC or apparently not LAG-SJ either?

 

ESPN+ doesn't work for national broadcasts when Fox networks or Univision has the rights

 

I'd like an English broadcast, por favor.

 

Hit the SAP button on your TV. All Univision and Unimas broadcasts have an English broadcast.

 

The thousands of times I have heard this on baseball broadcasts, fuck me.

 

The Swope Park-Phoenix match looks like when they play behind closed doors in Italy.

 

Less than 24 hours till this thread is filled with SugarShaun tears.

 

I’ve got family stuff going on all day so will miss at least the beginning. Not happy but also means I may be spared

 

Schweinsteiger to Gordon a goal with the combined age of 70 Something I’m assuming.

 

2 predictions I nailed: Savarese>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Porter
And Arm unseating Adi by mid season.
He came into the SKC-PTFC preseason game and just took over. Much more technically skilled than Adi.

 

Bretos and Fiore are calling this LAFC match and they’re ridiculous.

 

LAFC fans join elite company in OC and Atl fans as Aholes who throw stuff at players. Congrats guys.

 

https://soccer.nbcsports.com/2018/05/26/cream-of-the-crop-ranking-all-23-current-mls-managers/

 

Pretty solid 23rd birthday

 

I know everyone’s already dying in anticipation for the epic clash of titans this afternoon but you’ll also get to see THESE kits live and in action:

 

We’re drinking Great Divide’s Claymore Scottish Ale in honor of Russel trying not to die in this heat tonight.

 

Dear God, they’re letting Bukatey do a national broadcast? It’s bad enough we have to hear his “Zusi for president” call in those continental commercials. We apologize in advance.

 

Yay

 

Not yay

 

Timmy MUTHER FUCKIN Melia

 

Melia is insane

 

Pretty wretched kick tho

 

Dirty dirty Argentinian

 

Damn. Deserved though

 

He did it on purpose, didn’t want to play in the heat in the second.

 

Looks like a second red to me.