MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

One good boy takes a bite out of the ball (shouldn’t have been sitting there) and now everyone’s losing their shit and fighting.

 

yeah that’s a pretty legit starting 11 with a strong bench too, they are going for it

 

That Haitian team hadn’t played a game in almost 300 days!?!?!?!? What in the world Austin.

 

Oh no admin, Daniel Gaz-DOG was sitting right there my dude

 

Screw that, Austin to Monterrey is a 1.5 hr flight. Go play an awesome neutral site match at BBVA.

 

Donovan you suck so fucking bad.

 

Everyone’s dropping a pun tonight

 

Gignac just tap dancing on through

 

Would have been ridiculous if Gignac finished that

 

Just ridiculous technical ability in and around the box. He’s an all timer.

 

so wasteful from Ojeda

 

Wowza…. Oh come on now with that replay

 

That is not a red

 

Surely VAR looks at it

 

Solid acting though

 

Bullshit I want my red

he tried to kill him… it was a death blow!!!!

 

Our boy Schlegel made a meal of it.

 

thought the concussion test was a nice touch

 

Would be nice if Orlando put one of these away.

 

Damn, wish Nahuel was punished for that

 

So this is what the announcer alluded to during the red card

 

Oh I was for sure that one was in

 

Omg these teams are drunk

 

Pretty good result for Orlando

 

LOLeon, how drunk is your keeper mc415 ?

 

im at work, what did I miss? Cota is usually pretty solid keeper

 

Came out after a ball and ended up about 4 yards on the other side of the 18 when the guy with the ball crossed it back into the middle. One of the defenders was able to clear it in front of the empty net.

 

I’ll take the 1-0 away from home with the B team

 

Da Fuq!?!? Way to ruin my damn day.

 

Bad news for Austin

 

“There will be 12 total players. Two physios, 2 members of the coaching staff, and the water girl will be dressing out with the team to reach that number.”

 

Wow. From making angry videos in his basement last year to getting a huge shout out from Vermes. My guy has come a long ways.

 

well I'll be damned a good looking field down in Alajuelense

 

Bouanga misses a sitter

 

Let them take the corner dude

 

LAFC look like Shit half/

 

Lel

 

Why tf didn’t DonG schedule some FNF? (Friday Night Footy)

 

Don’t call it the Soccer Capital for nothin

 

damn was hoping GG would be ready to start today

ahh well fuck off Charlotte and what not let's do this

 

I was for sure this thing started at 12 and not 11. Don’t know why we’re MLS is BACKing with breakfast ball again but I’ll allow it.

 

Hospital ball set that goal up

 

Fucking great start.