MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Ben Sweat red card. Thank god he won’t play next week. Hopefully there’s a Zusi Achilles tear in the next 20 minutes.

 

Heretic

 

Another goal that starts because Zusi is a statue.

 

Every Fucking goal has came from a cross from the LW…..BECAUSE MY FAT ASS IS FASTER THAN THIS RB!!!!

 

mini fridge having himself a day

 

If you’re Graham Zusi, how do you not retire on the spot?

 

Some ridiculous setups from Chu tonight.

 

He just got a 5 year extension

 

gonna need lafc/dallas to bring the after dark here

 

Milestones are so cool!!! You know what I think is cool? Playing players that can still run.

 

MLS rules require yellow lines if there is snow forecasted.

 

Does it count when both fullbacks are playing with walkers?

 

Should relegate whoever allowed this to happen. No seriously, for my mental health, relegate, disband, carpet bomb, whatever it takes.

 

They had like 3 of those and the bleach blonde guy got 9 fouls before being carded and talked shit to the ref every time

 

Didn't even get yellows in any of the 3

 

CITY ain’t slowing down!

 

So, at this point we should probably nuke this thread right? Nothing good can come from this season.

 

WHY IN THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP PASSING THEM THE BALL!!!!!

 

Its passive aggressive pressing and its brilliant

 

It’s pure intimidation.

 

they're playing on beginner

 

MLS 1.0 didn’t have this many defending/back passing errors in entire seasons and StL has had 1+ each Fucking game. So Fucking pathetic. Almada knocking in a Fucking thundercunting FK, cool, head nod to your 3 points, getting a 4th back pass to a goal, Fuck off you talentless losers.

Just Fucking earn something

 

Tissues for all your mothers.

 

ALSO: Both mothers will make sure to pass him the ball unmarked even though there’re on the other team.

 

Been loving this league for nearly 25 years. First timers always think they’ve unlocked the secret. Guess what, they’ll be crying during the playoffs as we predicted!!!

 

Carnell sat around as the HC for 2 years watching MLS and saw that everyone blindly recycles without shoulder checking, so he has someone hang back there. It's not rocket surgery

 

they admitted as such after the second week iirc

 

Ball don’t lie

 

well that's embarrassing

 

I’m only sad that I wasn’t able to consume dirt’s tears in real time.

 

Only gave up 1 again yesterday, so they broke the SKC record.

 

A story in 2 parts (both our teams suck)

 

and now the plot becomes clear

 

I knew DonG was responsible for this!!!

 

In regards to RBNY2 vs. Crew 2

 

I haven't seen that before in MLS or USL

 

That’s pretty damn cool

 

Is he married?

 

Someone do a wellness check on DirtBall

 

Season from hell confirmed