MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. BayouMafia

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    Sonofabitch
     
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  2. Shiggityshwo

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    don't know how Philly didn't get a better look from that
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Good work Loons. Crazy how it’s hard to win when the other team doesn’t constantly pass you the ball.
     
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    City had some great chances at the end. That pk was so dumb. Guy had no chance at getting that ball. Non catchable ball…. No pass interference.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Anyone got an Alan all touches highlight yet? If not, what in the F are you doing with your life?
     
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  8. Shiggityshwo

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    it's cool I'm glad they didn't, extend this funk of theirs as long as possible
     
  9. DirtBall

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    10 goals in 2 matches is cool but have you ever tried scoring 2 total goals for an entire season?

     
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    mc415 is there a name for SJ v Hou?
     
  11. Shiggityshwo

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    rumors of Columbus' demise were something something
     
  12. DirtBall

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    That’s with no Cucho as well
     
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    Shep’s a legend

     
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    Club Foot is getting relegated aren’t they?
     
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    Get ‘em coach. Of course Seattle gets all the calls, when don’t they?

     
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    2 KC legends

     
  18. Shiggityshwo

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    popped hard for this

     
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  19. Rootgers

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    Miles is the guy in yellow who held the ball forb1 touch too many?
     
  20. Rootgers

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    I kid, Miles made way better plays than that. Burke is like Megatron out there and wins every ball targeted for him, but then doesn't know what to do with it.
     
  21. OZ2

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    not sure what is going on between him and Gio but he needs to be starting.

    because lord knows the offense has everybody injured and sucks asshole.
     
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  24. DirtBall

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    Kids a brick wall but crashes the box and finishes like Wes when he’s on

     
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    If it was for a couple laughable GK errors (those are the words of the greatest keeper in league history not mine) he’d be the top rated player in the whole damn league. If he can get to double digit goals and still lead the league in tackles he’s going for 8 figures.

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    How do you make MLS’ best academies? Tampering of course!!! Sounds like lots of Cheating in Chester.

     
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    The RBNJ dorks that follow the academy stuff have been talking about Philly poaching kids right out of the academy for a few years now.

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    That being said, I don't like the homegrown territory rules. I don't have a solution to fix the problems with it. If Philly is eating your lunch and raiding your academy, figure out why they're all leaving and fix it.
     
  30. Arrec Bardwin

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    To me they should just have to pay some % sell on fee if they ever sell them. Not high either, like 3-5%.
     
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    It sucks, but I feel like anything that limits actual children from pursuing the best opportunities for them is unethical. Want to try joining the Galaxy academy, but you live in Minnesota? Sucks for you. You were at RBNJ and all the coaches left? Nah you can't go find another MLS academy where you feel comfortable.
     
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    I’m also only talking about kids already in the academy changing academies.
     
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  33. Sam Elliott

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    Sounds like if the low Apple TV sign ups are true, signing Messi will be a much needed boost to help.

     
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    Could have told you this as soon as they announced it.
     
  35. DirtBall

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    Wait a damn second. Precourt’s team is the other main offender!? Who would of guessed?

     
  36. DirtBall

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    Called it. They got their NFL game and threw the Hunts overboard. Good job by Bayern.

     
  37. xec

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    I don’t get all of this Aiden Morris love because he shined against a lower table USL squad.
     
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  39. Shiggityshwo

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    where my CCLiens at
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Could they find choppier replays to show? Didn’t look like he won the ball and PK to me.
     
  41. El_Pato

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  42. DirtBall

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    We gotta Dogso
     
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    It’s been brewing, y’all just gave an excuse to let it out
     
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    Philly is going to regret this result
     
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    Thought Jack was doing something special there
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    That was a vicious strike
     
  49. Shiggityshwo

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    "Look at the movement on this ball"

    as it flies straight as an arrow
     
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