MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. zeberdee

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    Martinez is an idiot
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    How did that sneak in?
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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    oh man I thought he stopped that, pretty weak take
     
  4. zeberdee

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    4 minutes hahaha
     
  5. DirtBall

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  6. Shiggityshwo

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    I don't get it
     
  7. xec

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    At least 2 of us have no idea what that’s about.
     
  8. Arrec Bardwin

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    Idk but there are delusionsal people in there saying their rivalry will be better than El Trafico.
     
  9. Iron Mickey

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    indescribably lame
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Part of CITY’s little brother trolling was constantly saying CITY is the “real” soccer capital of America. They made a “Soccer Capital Podcast” and Sporting sent them a letter saying “hey CITY dipshits, you can’t use a phrase we’ve had trademarked for a decade and claim it as your own just because you are awful and unoriginal posters.” So now CITY is trademarking “cease and desist” because as previously established, they’re dipshits. I warned you guys about allowing these “BFIB” turds into our once glorious league.
     
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  11. DirtBall

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  12. Shiggityshwo

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    just had another dirty one, guy seems kind of good
     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    Bouanga is crazy
     
  14. Arrec Bardwin

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    I really don’t think LAFC have been very good tonight, he just went crazy.
     
  15. Shiggityshwo

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    think tomorrow's when I'm gonna start really hating the no games until 7:30 thing with cbb over now and the weather being shit
     
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  16. Arrec Bardwin

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    For real, at least give us like one 4:00 game or something
     
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  17. Shiggityshwo

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    just have one match in every window starting at noon/one then at 7:30 use the usual format for the rest this isn't difficult
     
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  18. Arrec Bardwin

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    Noon there is still EPL for now, but once Summer hits absolutely.
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Easter weekend line up

     
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  21. Shiggityshwo

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    just made some tacos, first time I'll be able to give this opening window my full attention
     
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  22. Shiggityshwo

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    god I hate looking at this fucking field
     
  23. DirtBall

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    And the intel was true!!! Salloi-ALAN-Johnny. First time in like 20 months!!!!

     
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  24. DirtBall

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    Of course Jesus comes through today
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Let Aidan take it you cowards!!!
     
  26. DirtBall

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    Jesus Christ, some dude from Col is launching long throws into the box from damn near 40 yards out
     
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  29. Arrec Bardwin

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    Go down a man, go up a goal.

    GG
     
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  30. Arrec Bardwin

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    Another assist for the MVP
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Brace
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Hat trick now
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Some dude from the Rapids got knocked out cold on a head to hear collision and had to get stretchered out. Wasn’t pretty.
     
  34. DirtBall

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    Lol wut

     
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  36. Fusiontegra

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    We’ll be featured in the halftime goals one day, DirtBall

    and not as the team giving up 4 goals to the same guy :(
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    xec Rootgers whats going on here? Just saw Jersey leveled it in the 108th.
     
  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    Stopped the game because Ebobisse said a Red Bulls player said something racially abusive.
     
  39. Shiggityshwo

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    Austin's really getting humbled so far
     
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  40. Arrec Bardwin

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    Not as much as Philly.
     
  41. Arrec Bardwin

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    I guess Philly is still in CCL tho and didn’t go out to the worst team in the tournament
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Predicted this one. I think they should of finished 7th or 8th in the west last year based on xG. Druissi/Stuver had generational seasons wrt finishing/stopping.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Portland still has never had a hat trick:

     
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  44. Shiggityshwo

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    holy balls a Douglas Costa sighting :warn:
     
  45. MODEVIL

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    Alright alright alright
     
  46. Rootgers

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    Quakes guy booted smaller Nealis at about shoulder level and in the ensuing scrum Vanzeir allegedly said something offensive to Ebobisse. So they had a long break to decide if they were going to review the boot to the shoulder for a red (they didn't go to VAR) and in the long break players were jawing at each other, so per the broadcast, PRO decided to hold off on a restart until everyone cooled down.
     
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  47. Shiggityshwo

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    Rubio just fucking worked Melia
     
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  48. Fusiontegra

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    Every time he plays SKC
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Pathetic positioning. Middle school tier
     
  50. DirtBall

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