MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

#truth

 

My god I couldn’t imagine my life reaching such a low that I’d purposely be happy living in StL. So scary

 

It was the same thing when they played RSL. The official refused to call anything against them for a long time. After they went up 2-0 he started calling them. They ended up with 20 fouls called of the 40+ they committed.

 

The only way I'd ever go to either of these places was if a close family member or friend was having a wedding or funeral there.

 

Non-native here: KC is pretty dope

 

imagine conceding 3 goals to this RSL team

 

Sellout last night

 

Atlanta's got the most goals scored and second most conceded in the league

 

Not quite a team though

 

This Fucking team

 

Lmao

 

If I followed along correctly. They used their 5 subs then got a concussion sub and used that one, then both teams were granted a sub in ET and he was the only bench player left.

 

Correct, and Meara was on a yellow so could have been sent off if he left early twice.

 

He was also replacing the 6'8" Naval Academy Grad slenderman that we traded up to get in the last MLS SUPERDRAFT.

 

Wow

 

being the body language expert that I am I feel pretty confident in saying that was all in good fun

 

Damn

 

HUGE NEWS BREAK:

 

And yet the FBI has failed to launch an investigation yet. Pathetic! Are those feds good for anything!?

 

PRO has conducted an internal investigation of Officer Penso and found that he has done nothing wrong.

 

Promote Kathryn Nesbitt, you cowards

 

Lol. Twellman just retweeted that tweet and that MLS Ref Fluffer guy on twitter is losing his shit that a league spokesman isn’t unequivocally supporting PRO.

 

MLS Ref guy does disagree with their calls fairly often, to be fair. He just doesn't think fans shouldn't threaten to burn down Bald Toledo's house down.

 

The whole article is like scissors sliding through gift wrap

 

They play Portland this weekend no wonder they suck, they’re training for the wrong team



Edit: After an hour they fixed it. #Shambolic

 

Why in the world isn’t there a TFC all access show yet?

 

My favorite part of that athletic article was that Bernardeschi was pissed that Insigne went to MLS media day and he didn’t get to go as well. Every player hates media day

 

I like that the MLS mouthpieces are calling Rossetto out for his nothingness now

pray we use Araujo's dp spot on a box to box mid

 

Adds more value than Reynoso

 

SugarShaun

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I think Japan got eliminated from the u20s by Israel earlier today but I didn’t want to bring it up

 

Speaking of Japan, why isn’t Van’s Japanese keeper playing? The back up handed StL a goal (what else is new).

 

What in the hell?

 

GYASINHO!!!!!!! Just hit the century mark. No matter your opinion give the man his props.

 

About a decade ago I was at the match that he tried playing fullback. Was beyond awful. I thought his career was dead. He owes GGG so much/

 

I know for a FACT at least a dozen were scored with his dick. I seent it

 

2 dimes for Insigne and TFC look the best they have all year. Do they just cut Bernardeschi at this point?

 

Assist for Kei. What a legend.

 

Really not pleased HH is playing good this year. Fuck him. Fuck El Tri. Fuck Houston. (imo)

 

Jozy scored. WhatYearIsThis.jpg

 

Jesus Christ. Van just committed one of her worst OGs I’ve ever seen. Fucking hell.

 

Feels like one of the more exciting weekends of the season so far in terms of action.