MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

King

 

And yet we have usmnt comrades that refuse to watch this league

 

What a league

 

Name another team on the planet that catches these breaks?

 

goal off a corner for Houston

 

When you intimidate your opponents - things happen. Thought you learned that lesson last week silly!!

 

FFS Guzan with his sweater tied around his neck.

 

JMOSMOOTH just tore his groin

 

Me everytime I go to the local Polish butcher and order too much kielbasa and kabanosy and pierogi

 

God damn. I would tear the Fuck out of a couple pierogis right now.

 

Probably because KC wasn’t playing. Made it A LOT more enjoyable for me at least.

 

Lotta fan bases having a lot of melted recently. I’m sure I’ll be part of one here in about 6 hours

 

Weird we get the same comments about biased officials towards one team every fucking week. They don’t even try to hide it.

 

Lucky for Boiko he’ll get next week off

 

Russell and Walter hurt themselves during warm ups because of course

 

And Fusiontegra Pulskamp is 100% again so I don’t know what that is all about.

 

Hell of a goal

 

What?

 

God awful touches from the entire KC team. What is wrong with these losers?

 

Clearly off

 

5 on 2. Of course they don’t score. Of course they don’t even get off a shot. Of course they don’t even get the ball into the fucking box. GTFO you turds.

 

was about as bad as it gets

 

So many crosses to no one

 

The old man clearly reading posts midmatch. Crazy what happens if you pick your damn head up

 

good effort McGraw

 

Speaking of old men, OZ2 texted this 60 seconds before the Mabiala OG

 

Why is the fuck was Vermes cussing out Alan? He’s the only one that makes your pathetic “coaching” work ya dolt.

 

Great touch Roger

 

Good god at this “effort” from Portland. Can’t remember the last time I saw a team quit kid match this bad.

 

I like to think they got into a fist fight with each other

 

KC had 3 points through 11 matches. Now they’re 1 win from being above the line. What a league. Still team #VermesOut

 

I keep being surprised at where Columbus is in the table

 

Thommy doing what Thommy does best: not passing

 

HOLY SHIT WHAT A START

 

Ugly turnover from Nagbe, that’s like a first ever

 

It’s only a matter of time until Quinton gives one away though

 

Alright, we got ourselves a match

 

Almost looks like an OG, maybe his trailing foot got it?

 

Let Aidan cook you fools!!!

 

Fillllthy Fucking ball from Shaq

 

“I like dat Bun-Bur-EEEE”

 

Cucho made me jump off the couch. Just a bit further towards the post.

 

How did Hany miss that!?

 

UGHHH, that was it for the Crew….and then Hany does Hany things. What a dude. My boy Aidan did incredible tracking back but Hany made him look like a fool.

 

Not fair

 

If I get the Apple TV free trial to get the $79 MLS package...can I cancel the free trial without getting charged extra?

 

I figured he was older than this

 

Yep this is what I did