MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Yikes

 

Sands actually handled it well imo

 

pain

 

this one's for you SugarShaun

 

I'm guessing Alexis Vega is going to Europe

 

A couple nice appetizers for us this afternoon

 

Somewhat interesting Twellman is doing this game and Zivin is doing Timbers-Flounders. Obvs Twellman/Revs Zivin/Timbers have history but still surprised they split up their #1 duo.

 

Will NYCFC ever get to play their home games in a real stadium?

 

Speaking of

 

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a perfectly executed swim move like that in a soccer game.

 

they've got one on the way but still a few more seasons of Yankee Stadium to suffer through before opening

 

Did he get kneed in his butthole?

 

Miserable set pieces from NYC. To the keeper every time.

 

LAFC's gonna be ending the day with 5 games in hand on Seattle

 

Timbers v Sounders and it’s pink v red. Thanks, I hate it.

 

.04 vs .16 xg

 

I'm asking you, how to know about bee stings

 

What a waste of 2 matches

 

Twellman is doing 360 tonight, maybe that’s why they split that crew up. He just said Cincy was a dead city until FCC but the team completely changed that. Sure taytay. Speaking of FCC, this camera in FCC-Chi is really bad.

 

I know the feeling Charlotte

 

Just atrocious

 

good thing that Arfsten prayer made it through the trees because that wide open runner at the top of the box was about to rage

 

Dani Rojas showing up in a Canadian tuxedo out of respect for his man Van Damme/Zoro

 

We all love Dani Rojas and I could look at that smile all day but a 15 minute interview while there are 8 matches going on is ridiculous.

 

Oh my word at that crew goal.

 

Cucho and Lucas are so fun to watch.

 

Oh no Crew

 

*promptly switches over to Columbus/Charlotte*

 

NVM

 

good lord crew chill I just got here

 

No goal without Aidans work rate. Also, pretty weak goal keeping, he should of crushed Cucho.

 

Oh look StL gets to play against 10 men. Who could of guessed.

 

Flopping fucks

 

If they overturn the red then give the yellow for embellishment

 

Crew just trying to keep everyone interested.

 

Every time I look over at the 360 show it’s a commercial

 

Reynoso is on the pitch

 

Omg, what a miss by the Lions

 

Hany just pantsed some nerd

 

Alan

His first ever MLS goal was a header off a corner in Vancouver in that same goal.

 

Wow. Vancouver just got screwed. They equalized but the linesman called goalkeeper interference. Possibly an early foul but I’m not seeing an offside player affecting the GK at all.

 

Honestly. Every team that plays on turf should start the season with -10 points. It’s pathetic these players have to be subjected to this shit.

 

2 of my favorite humans

 

Ehhhhhhh

 

You can’t discount Bouanga’s performance in CCL as well though. He’s clear #1, Hany and Lucho are coming in strong though.

 

Hes so good

 

The Austin fall is the only thing i correctly predicted preseason

 

Vancouver still gets to chant “YSA”. What’s that about?

 

Outplay the opponent on the road for 88 minutes, only for the 5th string CB to commit a (VAR) penalty to steal the points.

 

CCL should have no bearing on league MVP voting