MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    He’s added 7 midweek matches while Hany/Lucho rested and he accounted for 7g/3a in those matches vs superior MX opponents. He gets credit for that imo.
     
  2. SugarShaun

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    Is it part of the league season? No
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Do those stats count? No. Do those stats make his league stats 10000Xs more impressive? Yes.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Watched this happen for 2+ decades: some teams get calls, others don’t, it’s all about that season and the narratives:

     
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    Not many legends have had the privilege of playing in KC in a 50 degree rainstorm. So cool being able to see him.

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    His only goals of the season. I feel fairly certain our dumbass FO will now give him a pay bump and extend his contract.
     
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    here's to lafc losing in agonizing fashion as they head into a midweek showdown with your well rested boys
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Interesting debate: If they win does that give them a treble with last years shield and cup? Those are the comps that lead into those CCL or would they have to sweep this years cup/shied combo for a treble?
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Congrats mc415 thats the series
     
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    Owen Wilson’s kid :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:.
     
  13. mc415

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    still a lot of fútbol left ! Let’s go Leon !
     
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    Loved scorpion

     
  15. DirtBall

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    Ouch. That doesn’t look good. Lots of blood out of Longs head right now.
     
  16. mc415

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    Fuck Joel Campbell coming in the worst player in Concacaf history
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Houseries will be shat
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    How do you not convert that?
     
  19. mc415

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    Leon is gassed let’s see if we can hang on
     
  20. DirtBall

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    My little SKC buddy was their “social media liaison” or something

     
  21. DirtBall

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    Congrats to mc415 and our other #Leon posters. Represent well at the CWC.
     
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    Didn’t expect that! Defending League Cup champs and Champions League champs not bad amigos ! Siempre Feria!
     
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    WolverineMeme.jpg

     
  24. DirtBall

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    Is it time to start buying every Miami ticket available yet?

     
  25. DirtBall

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    Fuck you Cesar. Nothing but blind optimism please.

     
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    Also been a couple days and lol Seattle you can’t beat our shitty ass at home???

    worthless franchise that mt. Rainer should put out of its misery so we don’t have to see that shit-ass green color ever again on the pitch.

    (and so they fold the Timbers this year but mostly just take out Merritt Paulson as well but volcano)
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Tata and Messi reuniting in Miami. What a world.
     
  30. DirtBall

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    So this could actually be legit

     
  31. Shiggityshwo

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    and the world gasps in horror at the sight of their first Inter Miami match
     
  32. Jigga

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    I went to a game 2 weeks ago. They were so bad
     
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    Seat geek research, all home Miami matches are less than $50 until that leagues cup match where he’d debut, $250 to get in the door.
     
  35. Shiggityshwo

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    also this means we're obligated to hold on to Thiago through the end of the year
     
  36. DirtBall

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    So do we think he’ll play away matches? And if so do they get rescheduled to bigger stadiums (Arrowhead instead of Children’s Mercy for example)?
     
  37. DirtBall

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    Hilarious

     
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    so many saudi mentions.
    the expectation is that he will be full time

    they have been playing down two designated players all year to leave a spot for messi and busquetes (sp)
     
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    DonG is cumming so damn hard right now
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Those crazy fuckers actually pulled it off. Amazing.
     
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    Beautiful photoshop

     
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  44. Jigga

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    They look like they played down 11 and just picked up people from the parking lot
     
  45. CF3234

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    I'm not a big soccer fan at all, but have been loosely following because of the Messi chase. It seems that they have been brutalized by injuries when they were already thin.
     
  46. Shiggityshwo

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    not the turf ones
     
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  48. Wendel Clark

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    I dont know if this is known but he already had a house in Miami. Quick story

    A cigar manufacturer lived next to an Argentine and the guy came over to his house one day and said there was a soccer player at his house and they wanted to have cigar. So he brought over cigars and smoked with them. He was getting ready to leave and the soccer player was like do you want my autograph and he was like I have no idea who you are and it was Messi.
     
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  49. DirtBall

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    That’s been one of the reported reasons MLS had a chance because his wife loves living in Miami and vetoed moving to SA.