MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. DirtBall

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    So it’s about time ol Dirt solved this all star game fiasco that happens every year. Here’s how we’re going to do it. No more of this playing a Euro sides 2nd/3rd strong squad. Let’s do North America vs the World.

    Team North America:
    —————Steffen
    —Zusi—Opara—Parker—Davies
    ———Adams———Benny
    —-Elis———Quioto———Vela
    ——————Zardes

    Team World:
    ——————Diop(only option I think)
    ——Ciman—Abubakar—Yotun
    ———-Chara———Morales
    ——Piatti——Kaku———Almiron
    ————BWP——-Martinez
     
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  2. Wu

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    Looks good, Mr Ball
     
  3. Corky Bucek

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    How many minutes has he played?
     
  4. Andy Reocho

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    From a quick look 1,264
     
  5. Corky Bucek

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    So only ~13 games

    Not enough variance imo
     
  6. Andy Reocho

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    Sure. I think the point was more that he’s had a ridiculous start to the season.
     
  7. DirtBall

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  8. snowfx2

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    Quite the 2nd Half in this match
     
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    It is hot as balls in Columbus. I am miserable
     
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    Pussy
     
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  11. SugarShaun

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    Hydration break!
     
  12. snowfx2

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    Will Johnson lol
     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    Hopefully we see Carleton for more than 5 minutes
     
  14. Festus McBadass

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    How’s 10?
     
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  16. Rootgers

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    Lol his national team is better without him
     
  17. MA

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    It's great to have so many people who love soccer in this city. Largest crowd not just in the USA, but in the world.
     
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  18. SugarShaun

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    Congrats. Do they credit you with playoff wins for that
     
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  19. SugarShaun

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    Really though, that’s awesome and your environments always seem awesome on tv and I’d love to get to a game down there at some point.

    Atlanta has been an awesome addition to the league
     
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    You can be my date any game Shaunnycakes.
     
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    SaltShaun is the best Shaun
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    How long will we have to hear bitching about the VAR not giving the flag a red card?
     
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    They won so the refs didn't have it out for them this week.
     
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    it turns out beating seattle is still fun even when they're garbage :twocents:
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    Back to back anti Seattle AND Atlanta posts that weren’t made by me. I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder.
     
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  26. Arrec Bardwin

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    Good to see y’all still not handling our success well.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Omg. How do they let Seba continue to take PKs?
     
  28. Rootgers

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    Moment of the match: RZA not knowing that he's not allowed to go watch the VAR with the ref
     
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    It was a damn good save but you know he’s going to the left every time. Over the past 2 seasons he’s 2 for 7 on PKs.
     
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    Diomande is averaging over 2 goal per 90. He’s only played in about 3.5 games but missing half the season and still winning the golden boot would be cool.
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Think we could see LAFC roll with this front 6????

    ———Nguyen——-Benny
    ——Vela——Horta——Rossi
    ——————Dio
     
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    Chicago Municipal is a better name than all of those options
     
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  37. SugarShaun

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    Just wanted to say fuck Precourt for scheduling our friendly vs a club from another league on July 3rd when people may be traveling for Independence Day, against a club from Costa Rica that few have probably heard of, on the day of the city’s huge fireworks display that typically sees 500k+ downtown. Nice work as always AP
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    Ehh, you still probably drew more than this Hou-LAFC match
     
  39. MODEVIL

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    There was a weather delay so that probably chased away some folks.
     
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    Holy shit what a choke
     
  41. DirtBall

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    OH MY HOLY SHIT
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Goals in the 94th and 96th by Houston to draw 2-2.
     
  43. snowfx2

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    That’s gotta be the latest 2 goal comeback in MLS history.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    So they have to be thinking of shipping out the Cuatro Santos.

     
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  45. Corky Bucek

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    Hopefully cause both Dos Santos suck
     
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  47. Andy Reocho

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    I don’t know what happened at the end of the game, but it sounds like the ref handled it perfectly
     
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    Rusnak hit it awfully
     
  49. Andy Reocho

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    I see that Atlanta ran into a good referee again.
     
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  50. Festus McBadass

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    Where is anyone blaming refs?