MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Holy Shit. Someone in MLS valued Cavelini on a Pulido level. What a dumb cunt
     
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    Rumor has it that Vela has some sort of Barcelona offer on the table.
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Holy moly, the translate feature says a $30 Million offer

     
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    Couple of FM16 superstars
     
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  5. Rootgers

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    Taxi putting management on blast in this Twitter thread. He's not wrong

     
  6. Shiggityshwo

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    had no idea this was a thing, kind of weirding me out tbh, good for him though I suppose

     
  7. DirtBall

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    Lol. I couldn’t imagine signing a scrub that couldn’t even win the golden ball in Mexico....

     
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  11. DirtBall

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    I saw that. If they aren’t the Carolina Gliders then I’ll personally punch DonG in the taint.
     
  12. Corky Bucek

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    All of those sound pretty terrible outside of Charlotte FC
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    LMBO. I guess if you’re a poor and can’t spend $9+ million on a striker it’s an ok signing.

     
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    Sporting finally sign an elite striker....and there’s going to be a huge work stoppage. Probably won’t play the season. Probably voids Pulidos contract for some reason. Dirt is going back to his bleach cocktail.

     
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  18. Shiggityshwo

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    if there is a stoppage this wouldn't necessarily mean that the CCL teams would also sit out the tournament, right?

    although it's hard to imagine any success beyond the 1st round if you don't have MLS fixtures to work early season kinks out
     
  19. DirtBall

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    Tenorio was on the radio here in KC bitching about Miami fans. Martinez is a 25 year old Colombian international who’s a starter for America and they’re all like “meh” hearing about adding him.

     
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    Sounds like Maurer is sitting on a hot one. I bet it’s a USMNT behind the scenes drama piece. I’m hoping for either a DonG pee-tape bombshell or formation of the Super Soccer Liga (top 10 MX and top 10 MLS teams) and the Notso Super Soccer Liga (everyone else).



     
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  22. Shiggityshwo

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    dirt I'm holding you responsible when tomorrow's news underwhelms
     
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  23. Arrec Bardwin

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    Roger Martínez is immediately a top 5 striker in this league. Miami fans are right though, he’s no Messi.
     
  24. Shiggityshwo

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    this huge article ended up being about some shitty homoerotic photo spread the usmnt did in 2002 :laugh:

    Super Liga will just have to wait for now
     
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  25. Shiggityshwo

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    Charlotte being announced today's pretty cool though, looking forward to that ATL/Char/Nashville triangle
     
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    We're not making any additions to the team this offseason (besides promoting some RB2 guys) but we are renovating the stadium to make the supporters section "safe standing"
     
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    Looking forward to the Charlotte Mayor being a wet paper towel about it.
     
  28. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Interested to see how all these new teams with no existing fanbases work out. If they splash cash like Atlanta and are good every year they'll be fine. But I'm not sure all the transplants in Nashville and Charlotte will care about a bad team.
     
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  32. Shiggityshwo

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    more like congrats Dom Dwyer on your upcoming resurgence now that you've freed yourself from the mire
     
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    Put my deposit down on 4 Charlotte Town FC tickets today.
     
  34. H/T

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    Think you mean the Queen City Rangers
     
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  36. Rootgers

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    Using FC in a country that calls the sport soccer is just as bad as Real Salt Lake.
     
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    Your team is named after a shorty energy drink.
     
  38. H/T

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    Just like the QCR one I saw on twitter, also saw using SC.

    Charlotte SC. Sure to confuse people everywhere.
     
  39. Rootgers

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    It's not named after an energy drink, it's owned by an energy drink, so they slapped their name on it like Salzburg and Leipzig.

    It's like if they renamed FCC "Every Other Team in MLS FC"
     
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    Yes, can't break German purity laws
     
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    Excuse me but our official legal name is Fussball Club Cincinnati, or Fußball Club Cincinnati using the German character.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    If they aren’t the ‘Carolina Gliders’ then I’m taking back their invite.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Could of went to PSG for Millions but is now in a bidding war between Vancouver and Colorado...

     
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    So jelly of Shaun right now, I’d love to have Luca Z as Sportings 10 next year. Congrats buddy.
     
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    Love to see this:

     
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