MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    4 groups. LAFC, SS, ATL, ORL as they 4 hosts. Nash to East perm, 6 in each group but one East group has 8. Play 5 games (which all count in the reg season standings), top 2 advance to tourney, rumors of monetary bonus/CCL birth/etc for champs. After Orlando teams will only play in their own conferences. Fit in as many games as possible then 18 team playoffs for MLS Cup.
     
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    basically what I'd been hoping for since day 1 of this thing, hope it somehow works out
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    Rueter with the scoop

     
  5. Rootgers

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    Sounds dumb as fuck, so it's perfect for MLS
     
  6. DirtBall

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    MLS in a Tweet:


     
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    Look at these little kids:



    Also, friendly reminder. Houston had the #1 and (if the season ever starts) soon to be #3 all time goal scorers in league history on their team. Didn’t play either of them, and traded them away for nothing. What losers.
     
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    Canadians love Orlando in the summertime right?

     
  9. Rootgers

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    Idk Quebecians seem to love the Jersey shore
     
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    At least their new manager is funny :idk:

     
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    Almost makes me wonder if it was a publicity stunt.
     
  14. DirtBall

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    MLS fan votes and shit results, a tradition unlike any other

     
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    In its 25 year history one news source has actually tried to cover the league and now ol Donnies all butt hurt about it. Got to love the “the internal memo threatening any official that leaks to the athletic, was acquired by the athletic”

     
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    I haven’t missed complaining about DonG. MLS leadership is a disaster. They should be at the forefront grabbing a spot to showcase the league. This can’t be that hard. They are going to wait and follow NBA and other sports and be totally irrelevant.
     
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    Great stuff from Firchau. Legendary. Why isn’t there a tell-all book? Start with the high of 94, the 96 MLS crew and that amazing season. Then falling on their face. ‘98 and the ‘American Fiasco’, then death to soccer in USA till Lamar (our savior) called up Uncle Phil in 01. At that meeting in Eagles Nest, Kraft said he wouldnt spend a dollar more, Phil and Lamar said they would spend whatever it took to keep the league afloat. Why they let that asshole Kraft get off with only “supporting” his shitty club? I don’t know. But they did. Lamar and Phil saves the league. DonG formed SUM. USMNT went on to dos a cero in Columbus, thanks Brian. We went on to have our best WC ever. MLS “Strike Force” went viral. League saved. Then it happened. Salt Lake, Chivas they joined the league. Then Becks to LAG. Blanco to Chi. We added Canada, we added Cascadia, the Wiz turned into Sporting. The league was stable for the first time ever. Lamar, Phil, DonG. They did it.
     
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  20. Rootgers

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    Governor Murphdog just gave the greenlight for pro sports to return
     
  21. Rootgers

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    NWSL coming back with a 25 game tournament in Utah, with no fans. Although that last part is redundant.
     
  22. xec

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    Wut?
     
  23. Arrec Bardwin

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    He’s saying women’s soccer has no fans.
     
  24. TheFreak55

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    Cheeky bastard
     
  25. SugarShaun

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    It would be really embarrassing if I made a joke about NWSL attendance and one of the teams averaged better attendance than my team
     
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    They did. But I’m not making fun of it
     
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    Thorns obviously. Do the Reign get a lot of fans?
     
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  28. Rootgers

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    Yea, not really, it's one team that doesn't reflect the rest of the league at all.
     
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    No. Average 5,200 which is honestly better than I would’ve expected.
     
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    “DONT LEAK ANYTHING TO THE ATHLETIC...yo espn, wanna scoop?”



     
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    I proudly rock my Red Stars jersey fwiw
     
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  33. Rootgers

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    It was definitely Ras Beckerman
     
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    Id guess Robles or Larentowicz. They seem like the two most outspoken executive board members.
     
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    Stu can wonder that all he wants. The reality is that Trump punted. Regionalized policies are all we have and are all that we will have.
     
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    ICYMI DonG just cured Covid and solved all issues involving police brutality and race relations with a single concert:



    I’m sure this was planned weeks ago and it looks like it raised half a million for feeding America
     
  42. Rootgers

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    I'm dead
     
  43. DirtBall

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    LAFC, no where to be found. SMDH:

     
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    Colossally dumb moves are the DonG speciality.
     
  46. TheFreak55

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    saw one on CNN last night standing by someone vandalizing something...
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Lol. Asking ol Racist DonG to make a statement.

     
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