MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Legend making it clear which of his 2 former clubs he’s rooting for.

 

They just said the entire ref crew from Orl-NYC will be suspended for the rest of the playoffs.

 

Alexi thirsting on Mrs Pulido

 

Does FS1 purposely use the worst cameras on the planet?

 

ROGGGGGG!!!!

 

ahh geez

 

has San Jose ever played together before I can't really tell right now

 

*quickly googles Alan Pulido girlfriend*

 

She’s as plastic as you can get

Spoiler

 

Hey San Jose, remember when you consistently passed to the wrong team? Do that again please

 

Fucking own goal

 

Struck so poorly it created an own goal

 

grown into the game and leveled with a not at all lucky goal

quake'n back on

 

2 minutes worth of replays while the ball is live, get it together

 

the behind the net angle is just glorious

 

God I’ve watched this show so many fucking times

 

QUAKE N BAKE

 

Puncec 2 for 2

 

two lovely balls to set that up

 

Melia had it covered too

 

First round playoff loss 5 of the last 7 years. If Vermes is anything he’s consistent.

 

c’mon we know the Quakes can’t defend for long stretches

 

Don’t have to when your going to put in 4+

 

Kinda would excel in a chaotic game like this but I don’t know how long he can go or if he can at all. The fact Russel and Gerso aren’t beating their defenders or getting in behind is pathetic. Shelton is choking. Get Hurtado in at half.

 

This is how my life ends:

 

Corners are tight

 

Sporting CBs have scored 3 goals in 47 minutes. Didn’t expect that.

 

See I told ya Dirt

 

Roger hit that first time my dude

 

quake trying to play out of the back not good not good

 

But then we instantly give up a 5 v 3. This is going to be a wild ride.

 

Gerso, slip him in my dude. Fuck boys

 

Both full backs on yellows.. RUN. AT. THEM.

 

QUIT SHOWING REPLAYS WHEN THE BALL IS LIVE

 

Man John Strong, confusing Busio for Gerso is not a good look my man

 

Dias been on skates all game. Wasn’t expecting that.

 

Will either of these stubborn ass managers make a sub?

 

How does he stop that there!? Busio was in behind

 

C’mon Gerso

 

Make a damn sub wth

 

Doesn’t even know who he’s booked. PRO is so awful

 

Did these coaches make a bet on who would sub last?

 

For those watching at home Hurtado leads the league in goals per minute this year. He has yet to sub in.

 

Goddamnit that was it

 

Tim Melia is my spirit animal. FUCK YOU VERMES

 

fffffffffuck, with this shitty 480p pic I thought that went in

 

Didn’t think we’d see anything better than the Gallese double save but that might be it

 

Fuck good game Dirt