MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. zeberdee

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    who is doing color Ale Moreno?

    awful
     
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    SugarShaun
     
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    That chip had me fully engorged. Fucking post
     
  4. Shiggityshwo

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    wild hearing him like this, always looks like such an aloof cornball
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    LaCross coaches are a crazy bunch
     
  6. DirtBall

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    Can Ilsinho go 45 minutes? Can Philly defend for 45 minutes without Martinez?
     
  7. DirtBall

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    The way these playoffs are going it will go to extra time and Ilsinho will straight ass take the field in a hover round.

    And score a hat trick
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Went more than 30 minutes 3 times this year. A 33, 37, and insane 72 minute performance.
     
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    I don’t get Aaronson coming off. Monteiro has been awful.
     
  10. zeberdee

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    it was Aaronson’s fault Monteiro skied that early chance.
     
  11. aisle seven

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    Even overlooking that he hasn’t be able to complete a 10 yard pass all night. Just brutal.
     
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    I was being sarcastic and agree.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    I really like Fontana
     
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    That’s why it’s insane to rate Turner over Steffen.
     
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    SugarShaun is cranking down so hard right now with that commentary
     
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  18. Shiggityshwo

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    alright main event time
     
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  19. Rootgers

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    Chester took their RBNJ cosplay too far
     
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    Wagner this morning:




    Wagner tonight:

    Life comes at you fast bruh
     
  21. DirtBall

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    Has LAFC been able to play Latif-MAK-Atuesta together in the MF yet this year?
     
  22. DirtBall

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    Torres starting is pretty damn crazy
     
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    Considering how the playoffs have gone so far. It’s clear that the top ranked team will win every match from here on out. Someone better at numbers help me out. Where would MLS Cup be played in that scenario.
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Dude. 9:30 start time, wtf ESPN, you ain’t fox
     
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    Ruidiaz applying Vicks Vaporub directly into his nostrils like a psychopath
     
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    Atuesta is the glue. Can’t believe that team was healthy and had Zimmerman but couldn’t win last year
     
  29. DirtBall

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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. This season had the tightest fixtures, worst conditions, most injuries. Every team begged for extra time off.z

     
  30. Shiggityshwo

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    well that was pretty
     
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    I'm not that invested in this but I'm entertained
     
  32. Shiggityshwo

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    well that was dumb
     
  33. DirtBall

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    They LITERALLY used to shut the playoffs down for 2 weeks for an international break so they could come back and play the finals in 2 feet of snow every year.
     
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  34. DirtBall

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    HAHAHAHAHAH NOUHOU!!!
     
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    Lmbo that was bad
     
  36. Shiggityshwo

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    what in the world Carlos
     
  37. DirtBall

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    What. The. Fuck. Vela.
     
  38. Rootgers

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    Clutch Vela is back, baby
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    Vela HAS to be on the take
     
  40. DirtBall

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    Turn up the Bob-Mic please
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Still no clue what Sisniega was doing on that goal. Tyler Miller would of been protecting that near post.
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Lol Taylor. “Blessing Kay and Atuesta are so disconnected, look they’d usually combine for an opportunity”. :seconds later: Latif intercepts, 1-2s with Kay, sends Atuesta who goes wide to Harvey who first times sends it into the box to an open Vela (who sends it over the post)
     
  43. DirtBall

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    HOLY SHIT. Frie’s first PK save in his last 19.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Fuck that was a great switch and cross. Luckily that team plays in that god awful “surface”
     
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  45. Corky Bucek

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    That Vela PK was one of the worst I have ever seen
     
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    One thing Bob coaches better than anyone else in this league is the half turns. Watch how LAFC receives the ball, they always have that little half turn to put them in the proper position to pass or to dribble into space. No other team is better.
     
  47. DirtBall

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    More NOUHOU, less everything else
     
  48. Rootgers

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    Relevant

     
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  49. DirtBall

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    Gonna have to move operations to the iPad and the bedroom
     
  50. DirtBall

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    Lol @ no card