Its 2019, MLS has been around for a bit, teams are pillaging South American for talent. RBNJ replaces a World Cup starter with RECE BUCKMASTER
MLS garbage goal scorer Brian White gets hurt and bench player Bradley Wright Phillips is forced into action
Every game day I swear: Text convo: OZ: Dirt, you think you guys will win today? Dirt: No. I don’t expect to get anything close to resembling a result ever again. I could read that SJ forgot to get on the plane and Sporting will play 11 v 0 and still expect them to lose. OZ: Hmm, thought you guys would be better. Dirt: :sound of bleach being chugged:
Philly can't put a shot on goal against Chicago's 10 men and I'm digging it very much, down 2-0 going into stoppage
Vela converts PK. Replayed showed Toledo way out of position per usual but he guessed right in giving the penalty.
Hopefully Wayne just starts ripping on DonG every chance he gets on the way out. Cool story, DC told him he could have the Zlatan treatment and get private flights for every match but he told him he wanted to travel with his teammates.
Had to currently be the saddest team in MLS. Even shitty teams like Sporting still sell out their stadium.
Watching Cola Wars on history channel and all this Coke talk is making me too uncomfortably close to supporting Atlanta. Got to turn this shit off.
Trying to play wide open @ the best counter attack in the league. That De Boer scouting never ceases to amaze.