MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

looks like MLS is trying the regional approach to see how it goes when things resume, Atlanta announces home and homes with Nashville/Miami/Orlando as their first 6 matches

 

So 90% of their schedule will be versus the leagues 3 worst teams? Who in Orlando sucked off DonG to come up with that one?

 

They realize Beckham owns Miami and doesn’t play for them right? Dumb.

 

They updated the app with the new schedule. Not a fan at all.

 

More thought out than his normal twitter spats

 

Will never get old

 

So reading through the press release it looks like they’re doing same day travel so that’s why they’re staying regional. So for example, Sporting flies to Minn, goes straight to the stadium, plays, then goes straight to the airport and flies home. Then Minn does the same 3 days later.

 

He was a good little player

 

They want those BeckhamBucks

 

man I wanna get paid 10 mill a year to live in Portugal

 

Everyone is going to end up playing in Jersey. That field is pretty nice though.

 

Pretty sure this is where the rumors started. Never heard of “MLS UK Show” I’m sure there’s interest but an MLS podcaster in the UK wouldn’t be breaking the news

 

When you have the nicest field in MLS...


It's gonna get torn the fuck up. RBNY, RBNY2, New York/New Jersey/and Sometimes Connecticut FC, and Toronto all playing there?

 

On BSI the Podcast when they had Dom on they said the only good thing about Orlando is that their field is nice but Dom, Ike, Benny, and Sal (GOAT) all agreed Jersey had the best turf by far. Said SKC (they’ve spent so much money on that underground sensor system) and Orlando were the clear 2A and 2B. Why does grass grow so well in Jersey?

 

Garden state, idk.

 

Rutgers and Penn State iirc have elite field turf programs

 

Interesting. Not the type of player I saw them going after. I thought McDonough said they would use their DP spots on a 9&10 and a TAM spot on a winger.

 

He started for the World Cup winning French national team

 

I think this will be a TAM deal. Then get a 9 with the DP slot.

McDonough using that on an aging #8 would not be in line with the atlanta model he was following.

 

he WAS very good but he’s on the downside of his career but should be fine in the MLS

 

Yes

 

he’s probably not as skilled offensively as either of those, he’s more of like Bruce Bowen type....defensive stopper who will protect his CBs and win balls back for his attackers

 

Unless there is some Zlatan-like shithousery going on I don’t see that being possible. Juve paid over $30 million for him 2 years ago and it looks like he was getting over $8 million a year and still had a year left on that contract.

 

Would be a huge loss

 

.....where are the soon-to-be MLS is Back Champions #Orlando City

 

I’d also like free beer during the game and a blow job on the way home but I doubt Jake will give me either...

 

Leading to

 

This is the worst day of my life

 

feel like Nashville's gonna gimmick the fuck out of that stache

 

Dont believe this at all. JDS is their most important player. Pavon their best player. Chicarito is the one that sells tickets. Which of the 3 would they cut?

 

I remember when I dreamed of Dos Higuaín

 

I would make some Columbus, Dos a Cero joke, but I don’t want people to think I don’t know the difference between Mexico and Argentina.

 

Generally I’m PTFCTTPS. But it’d be cute if the Mouskateers actually show up and win the Mickey Mouse Cup.

 

it'd be hilarious if Orlando won this thing

 

He’s bringing that back? He let it run for like 10 seconds.

 

what a juicy damn ball

 

Savarese, man knows how to bunker.

 

1 win down, 1 more to go today