MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

What a bunch of dumb fucks. Pathetic franchise. Pathetic “city”.

 

yuck all around

 

2 former MLS players connected for the winning goal to send RB Leipzig to the UEFA Champions League semifinal today

 

Fuck Texas

 

Stop this National Anthem BS unless it’s the national team you cowards

 

lol. Joke 11.



Versus

 

Today a 19 year old MLS academy product told the world he will be the worlds best LB.

 

Elite wheels

 

Someone text me if this match ever starts

 

it's just not in the cards for Dallas/Nashville this year

 

Lol, it’s just getting ready to start. No ones staying up for this ya bitches

 

WTF? Is this awful “guitar riff” matchbox 20 Shit!? Cringiest Fucking Shit I’ve seen. Might as well boo the players at this rate.

 

This is awful. Nash sitting 10 behind the ball. Fucking play for Christ sake.

 

Don't worry everyone, you didn't miss anything

 

Bruh, wtf

 

RIP. 106 years. 2nd oldest uninterrupted tournament in the world.

 

Very jealous. I like MSG's coverage of the Red Bull, but Fubo TV is the only streaming service that carries it.

 

They don’t have an English broadcast for this game?

 

Wtf, the Spanish stream just cut to some old guy talking to a doll then cut out completely

 

MLS games just never fail to surprise

 

They should try and get Quintero from River if that's the case, half the price

 

The Higuain rumors started a week or two back.

 

It is matchday, baby



Gonna lose by like 4 goals, but that's ok.

 

it's tough to beat NYC when they're playing at home

 

They can have it

 

No idea if he's good, but he plays a position (CDM) where they needed to add someone.

 

Welcome to TAM signings.

 

dad hat's been usurped

 

well this time they've got the Spanish audio over the English, so I guess they're getting closer

 

Of course MLS dumps multiple matches on a Thursday at the same time. Why not matches from 3 different time zones? Anyways, what to watch?

NJ-NYC: NJ is always worth a good laugh, probably this one, BUT

Phi-Revs: Clearly the best matchup on the night, probably this one, BUT

Crew-Chi: Zelarayan hat tricks are always fun, but doing it vs Chi is kind of sad....wait, that’s BIG TONES on the call!!! [smashes remote]

 

GyasinOH-NOOO

 

Lol, 100% a goal

 

I've always said the best way to beat Sean Johnson is to hit it right at him.

 

Sean “howler” Johnson

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Tinnerholm is such a shit

 

Nagbe did a thing

 

Will the real Gyasinho please stand up? Ok, there he is.

 

Nagbae