MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. IAHusk

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    I see FOX went out and got themselves a dime-store Rebecca Lowe to anchor this coverage.
     
  2. IAHusk

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    Terrible defending and terrible goalkeeping.
     
  3. IAHusk

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  4. El_Pato

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    What an idiot haha
     
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  5. IAHusk

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    That was one stupid tackle
     
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  6. Gunners

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    Oh look, he just slotted it in perfectly rather than doing that pathetic runup.
     
  7. El_Pato

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    Don't understand why he even does the hop ever if that's how he's gonna hit them
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Congrats to DonG’s Aryan Armada he’s built down there in Georgia. Making MLS proud.
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Pity Louganis deserves some respect imo
     
  10. London Humphreys

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    Club America cunting it up like a pouty child is least surprising thing ever.
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Oh boy. More cunts in this league....


     
  12. DirtBall

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    Hey miles and Truman. Bring it on BBs.
     
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  13. Shiggityshwo

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. DirtBall

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    TYFYS. The Brown people were having too much success in this league. Congrats to the campeones of gun violence and the campeones of white supremacy. Our campeon DonG can finally sleep soundly tonight.
     
  15. Shiggityshwo

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    losing to Orlando really brings out the worst in our poor dirt I see, I'll leave you alone for the night sir
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Sorry #Atlanta United like the #Seattle Sounders before you or the #Houston Dynamo before them, you’ve suffered the disgrace of being pwned by user Dirt every waking minute of your existence. With ol racist DonG now awarding an MLS “franchise” to the vile and evil St Louis I shall now turn my trolling skills to them. I know this will be hard to accept, but trust me, I will still laugh when you pay $20 million for a South American Jacob Peterson. I may not post about it, but I promise. I will laugh.
     
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  17. DirtBall

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    Jokes on you. I texted Vermes to throw that game cause my dear friends Wu and Mix needed to see a victory. Some men will dive on the grenade, others...will run away. Really makes you think.
     
  18. Arrec Bardwin

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    We know you’ll still be jealous and beating off in the corner to our silverware that you used to have a chance at.
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Do tell me about all of your Supporter Shields. Can’t wait to hear of such glorious tales.
     
  20. Wu

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    To be fair I’ve repeatedly slid into all of his DMs sending him nothing but pics of Dom Leroux and Nate Bukkake
     
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  21. DirtBall

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    If you can exit that barrage without jerking yourself into dehydration than more power to ya.
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    In My Opinion
     
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  23. Arrec Bardwin

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    I know you’re from Kansas so you don’t understand that there are other countries and stuff, but tonight we won an INTERNATIONAL trophy, which is more important than some shield.
     
  24. Wu

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    Just drank a big glass of water and refilled my Brita filter

    With water, not semen
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Jokes on you “friend”, never lived in Kansas in my life. Sorry that I’m an equal opportunity Dirter, unlike racist DonG and his AtlU brethren I don’t acknowledge “international” vs “non interational” trophies. In some of our opinions (I know this is scary for AtlU fans) all nationalities are created equal.
     
  26. DirtBall

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    [​IMG]
     
  27. Wu

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    I have openly admitted that I am 100% for certain NOT bitter at, or resentful of, ATL’s rapid ascent to MLS glory.

    I suggest you do the same.
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    Will 100% bow down to their glory when (if) they ever win a shield (the determination of a champion in every soccer league in the world), until then, they just DonG’s checkers pieces thinking they’re playing chess.
     
  29. DirtBall

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    The Torros U-20s are eating those Galaxy “youth” pieces of shit for breakfast.
     
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  30. Arrec Bardwin

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    “I don’t see color” said every racist ever.
     
  31. DirtBall

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    I’m sure you don’t my love but your unckie Artie and your DonG sure as hell do:

     
  32. Arrec Bardwin

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    I know you can’t read, but that says clearly that MLS confiscated it, not the club.
     
  33. DirtBall

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    As all empirical evidence has stated:

    Atlanta United as well as Racist DonGarger is:

    PRO- Gun violence. No jokes needed. They legit VIOLENTLY dragged people out that had an “Anti Gun Violence” sign.
    PRO - Nazi/White Supremacy beliefs. Last year DonG said they couldn’t ban the NYC Nazi’s because it “set off a slippery slope”. That slope is now full of white supremacists.

    ANTI- the Antifa!!! Anyone that shows the iron front (AKA the German Anti nazi/fascist party) needs banned!!!! And arrested!!!! And banned!!!!!
     
  34. Arrec Bardwin

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    As all empirical evidence hast stated;

    Dirtball has a micropenis and an even smaller brain.

    This is fun. We’re having fun.
     
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  35. OZ

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    Dirtball probably does have a small penis, this is known.

    All of Atlanta has a small penis.

    Not as small as Seattle.

    Brian Fernandez has a huge penis.

    My penis is very average.

    Good night, 3 more points for Timbers. #2 spot in west, we comin’
     
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  36. OZ

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    And then they just gave up their 2nd goal of the game, first time giving up 2 goals in a long ass time and both scored with 10 men.

    Fuckkkk
     
  37. DirtBall

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    lulz love when DonG’s ravist buds luv to hack on ok Midwest loving dirt fairing living SKC
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Sorry when all u ((((racists))) have follow a long DonGs:


    Serial codes....
     
  39. Handcuffed

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    went to the game tonight in my parents' seats. it was dope.
     
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  40. Wu

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    Losing to Orlando has finally fully broken dirt
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    What’s wrong with this “guy”?
     
  42. DirtBall

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    What’s wrong with this “guy”?
     
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  43. DirtBall

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  44. Shiggityshwo

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    Sounds good I say go for it
     
  45. DirtBall

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  46. Rootgers

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    So while you guys waste your money and time sending scouts to south America, we sent a scout to the HS in the town which RBNJ plays and just signed the best player.
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    Lot of foreign reporting saying it’s done

     
  48. mc415

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    He still seems too young to throw in the towel
     
  49. Shiggityshwo

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    not gonna lie that's pretty cool
     
  50. Rootgers

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    Cavani is cool and all, but he's no Omar Sowe or Rece Buckmaster.

    He also seems like he'd be a perfect BWP replacement given his penchant for choking in big moments
     
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